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Bryan

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10 most popular phrases among men
« on: Aug 07, 2010; 09:42 PM »
Some friends made it up in the cafe after a killer hangover.Found it funny,thought I'd post it.

10 most popular phrases among men.

10) - "Check out that rack"
09) - "F*ck,nice rack"
08) - "F*ck,that's a killer rack"
07) - "Grab another one"
06) - "Cheers"
05) - "And f*ck you too *hic*"
04) - "Whatever you say boss"
03) - "Whatever you say love"
02) - "GOAL!!!"
01) - "It's not what you think,I can explain"

And for those easily offended,there's always the respective 10 for women.

10) - "F*ck he's gorgeous"
09) - "What a bitch"
08) - "Baby,I saw that beautiful dress there..."
07) - <insert random complaint here>
06) - <insert random complaint here>
05) - <insert random complaint here>
04) - <insert random complaint here>
03) - <insert random request here>
02) - "How about we went shopping today?"
01) - "There's someone else"


That's what going for coffee with a killer hangover's gonna do to you  :lol:
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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #1 on: Aug 07, 2010; 09:46 PM »
Quote from: "Bryan"
07) - <insert random complaint here>
06) - <insert random complaint here>
05) - <insert random complaint here>
04) - <insert random complaint here>
03) - <insert random request here>

hmmm I think I've inspired u to write this, right?  [smilie=whistle2.gif]  [smilie=blush.gif]
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I've been doing nothing for years.

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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #2 on: Aug 07, 2010; 09:56 PM »
Quote from: "VampQ"
Quote from: "Bryan"
07) - <insert random complaint here>
06) - <insert random complaint here>
05) - <insert random complaint here>
04) - <insert random complaint here>
03) - <insert random request here>

hmmm I think I've inspired u to write this, right?  [smilie=whistle2.gif]  [smilie=blush.gif]

I'm not the author of this marvel  :mrgreen:
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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #3 on: Aug 07, 2010; 10:15 PM »
nice, I feel better now!  :D
ooh yeah "It's not what you think,I can explain", men are so stupid sometimes!
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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #4 on: Aug 07, 2010; 10:34 PM »
"It's not what it looks like." should be in there >.>
And my personal favorite "It's not what it looks like!... Okay... It is... But I mean come on... Look at her... You have to give me props on this one." :D

Pop? What pop?
You said you worked magic on me to do away with all the popping.
There should\'nt be any popping.
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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #5 on: Aug 07, 2010; 10:40 PM »
Got me rofling,I was just about to edit it in and give you credit for the line.
Oh you must really be fun to drink with  :lol:
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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #6 on: Aug 08, 2010; 12:30 AM »
Let us not forget the infamous one for women "Dont touch......OH"  ;)
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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #7 on: Aug 08, 2010; 12:37 AM »
u forgot, i have a headache dear
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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #8 on: Aug 08, 2010; 12:46 AM »
"I'm not really in the mood right now."
"I think it would be better if we just stayed as friends."
"Oh... Hey... You~" (meaning the person can not remember the others name)
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"No... You make you look fat." (Only used when you really want to either die or break up with her)
"It will only take me 5 minutes to change my clothes." (There is no such thing as 5 minutes to women)
"It's okay honey... It happens to the best of men."
"You know sweetie... Viagra will fix that."

Pop? What pop?
You said you worked magic on me to do away with all the popping.
There should\'nt be any popping.
There\'s protective magic! You said so! Make it protect!
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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #9 on: Aug 08, 2010; 08:30 AM »
Quote from: "pennywise1"
"I'm not really in the mood right now."

Men= "we'll see about that"

Quote from: "pennywise1"
"I think it would be better if we just stayed as friends."

Smart men= "yeah..right.......later" thinking....."your sister/best friend looks better anyway"
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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #10 on: Aug 08, 2010; 01:43 PM »
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u forgot, i have a headache dear

We should throw a suicide party for forgetting that one,it really deserves to be no. 1  :lol:

Quote from: "pennywise1"
There is no such thing as 5 minutes to women

The little gems of wisdom life brings our way...  :mrgreen:

But yeah,that's a cold,hard fact.
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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #11 on: Aug 08, 2010; 02:47 PM »
Top 10 Things Women Say:

1) I hate your mother.
2) I hate your friends.
3) I hate that bitch / slut / whore / skank / etc.
4) I hate her dress / shoes / earrings / very existence
5) I hate it when you drink.
6) I hate it when you play video games.
7) I hate your favorite shirt.
8) I hate <insert your favorite song/band>
9) I hate <insert your favorite restaurant>
10) I hate that <insert your "signature" sex move>

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Re: 10 most popular phrases among men
« Reply #12 on: Aug 09, 2010; 08:47 AM »
What women say
Don't stick it in there  ;)

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