10 most popular phrases among men

[Bryan]

Some friends made it up in the cafe after a killer hangover.Found it funny,thought I'd post it.

10 most popular phrases among men.

10) - "Check out that rack"
09) - "F*ck,nice rack"
08) - "F*ck,that's a killer rack"
07) - "Grab another one"
06) - "Cheers"
05) - "And f*ck you too *hic*"
04) - "Whatever you say boss"
03) - "Whatever you say love"
02) - "GOAL!!!"
01) - "It's not what you think,I can explain"

And for those easily offended,there's always the respective 10 for women.

10) - "F*ck he's gorgeous"
09) - "What a bitch"
08) - "Baby,I saw that beautiful dress there..."
07) - <insert random complaint here>
06) - <insert random complaint here>
05) - <insert random complaint here>
04) - <insert random complaint here>
03) - <insert random request here>
02) - "How about we went shopping today?"
01) - "There's someone else"


That's what going for coffee with a killer hangover's gonna do to you  :lol:

[VampQ]

07) - <insert random complaint here>
06) - <insert random complaint here>
05) - <insert random complaint here>
04) - <insert random complaint here>
03) - <insert random request here>

hmmm I think I've inspired u to write this, right?  [smilie=whistle2.gif]  [smilie=blush.gif]

[Bryan]

07) - <insert random complaint here>
06) - <insert random complaint here>
05) - <insert random complaint here>
04) - <insert random complaint here>
03) - <insert random request here>

hmmm I think I've inspired u to write this, right?  [smilie=whistle2.gif]  [smilie=blush.gif]

I'm not the author of this marvel  :mrgreen:

[VampQ]

nice, I feel better now!  
ooh yeah "It's not what you think,I can explain", men are so stupid sometimes!

[pennywise1]

"It's not what it looks like." should be in there >.>
And my personal favorite "It's not what it looks like!... Okay... It is... But I mean come on... Look at her... You have to give me props on this one."

[Bryan]

Got me rofling,I was just about to edit it in and give you credit for the line.
Oh you must really be fun to drink with  :lol:

[Wildman]

Let us not forget the infamous one for women "Dont touch......OH"  

[belhawk]

u forgot, i have a headache dear

[pennywise1]

"I'm not really in the mood right now."
"I think it would be better if we just stayed as friends."
"Oh... Hey... You~" (meaning the person can not remember the others name)
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"No... You make you look fat." (Only used when you really want to either die or break up with her)
"It will only take me 5 minutes to change my clothes." (There is no such thing as 5 minutes to women)
"It's okay honey... It happens to the best of men."
"You know sweetie... Viagra will fix that."

[Wildman]

"I'm not really in the mood right now."

Men= "we'll see about that"

"I think it would be better if we just stayed as friends."

Smart men= "yeah..right.......later" thinking....."your sister/best friend looks better anyway"
 

[Bryan]

u forgot, i have a headache dear

We should throw a suicide party for forgetting that one,it really deserves to be no. 1  :lol:

There is no such thing as 5 minutes to women

The little gems of wisdom life brings our way...  :mrgreen:

But yeah,that's a cold,hard fact.

[Onyxkhan]

Top 10 Things Women Say:

1) I hate your mother.
2) I hate your friends.
3) I hate that bitch / slut / whore / skank / etc.
4) I hate her dress / shoes / earrings / very existence
5) I hate it when you drink.
6) I hate it when you play video games.
7) I hate your favorite shirt.
I hate <insert your favorite song/band>
9) I hate <insert your favorite restaurant>
10) I hate that <insert your "signature" sex move>

 :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:

[Rawmeat]

What women say
Don't stick it in there