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Title: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Cyriel on Apr 30, 2011; 03:56 PM
Hi, this is Jenna lane with a live, on scene report regarding our struggle against the demonic forces occupying our planet.

Whether it's a felbore or a nexus shard, bad shit is pouring through that infernal gate like a leaking cooling tower in Fukishima - Bad shit is going down -

Now with all this bad shit around and many many areas completely cut off from any form of remotely possible safety, exploring teams and deathsquads* often find themselves in disagreement to what the worst possible things could be.

(* The hunter faction denies the existence of these deathsquads and any further legal liability is hereby void regarding the contents of this article)

Some fear the simple zombie for it's endless numbers, others fear the soul drinkers for their lethal way of sneaking up on unwary adventurers.

What about you? What do you think is the worst fucking thing ever to walked the earth as it is now, barring you from your own sanity and eventually making you rage like the mighty thor himself at these abominations.

"For me, it's those little jumpy cocksuckers. You know, those assholes that show up in large numbers, infect you with god knows what and commit suicide afterwards."

"I'm talking of course, about the <Mandatory censorship> known as plague jumpers... or shard skimmers... or firesnaps... The list goes on. And on... And i find myself carrying a thermo cannon just so i have a big fuck you if they decide to show up in the area i'm about to enter." ~Cyriel

Here's what 314 had to say about these little menaces.
"Oh i'm supposed to talk into this thing? Gee how nice of you not to supply me with a more sensible form of communication. I'm sure the demon attached to my FACE is going to be thrilled having to stay so close to electrical equipment. You know what, I'll just go find these little buggers and see if they want some tea... Maybe some crumpets too"

How about the rest of you? How does the templar faction and cabalist faction handle these pests ? Or is something else bothering you more? Could it be the dreaded Frozen horror or the Orbiles with their festering appendages ?
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: spag on Apr 30, 2011; 09:06 PM
Those Fu***** RIFTCOILS!!! [smilie=spiteful.gif]
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Seferoth on Apr 30, 2011; 09:30 PM
Quote from: "spag"
Those Fu***** RIFTCOILS!!! [smilie=spiteful.gif]

I...HATE...RIFT...ANYTHING! [smilie=dash2.gif]
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Yandor on May 01, 2011; 12:56 AM
Quote from: "spag"
Those Fu***** RIFTCOILS!!! [smilie=spiteful.gif]
Me too, also, as well, ditto.
Hardcore delights, those little suckers.
Someone at FSS had a sadistic streak.
Reminds me of a boss I had once, used to wander around in the morning mumbling "I want to sack someone", really gets your day off on a high start ya know? :evil:
Like wth has fairness got to do with anything?
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Bryan on May 01, 2011; 01:53 AM
Soul Drinkers and all their resized and recolored equivalents.
"Let's just enter this random room,see what's in ther...Oh,a pack of them block me and another appears right behind me.And now I'm dead. =.="
It's bad enough that they're spectrals,thus having the most overpowered debuff in the whole damn game (+50% dmg for them and -50% for me,honest?),they're also much too social for my liking.And they have serious shields to boot.
[Tongue-in-cheek-commercial voice]"They teleport,they sting,they debuff you worse than Freddy Krueger and they're so social their whole school drops on you just to say hellostingstingsting!!Buy now and get your free blood pressure boost today,call 1-800-PWNED free of charge!"[/end voice]
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: ZenZombie on May 01, 2011; 03:09 AM
I actually don't have too much issue with them with my blademaster anymore. One whirlwind and they all die.
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Wildman on May 02, 2011; 05:50 AM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
I actually don't have too much issue with them with my blademaster anymore. One whirlwind and they all die.

Same here, but I really hate those damn Orbilles, when playing a BM.
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: ZenZombie on May 02, 2011; 06:21 AM
Quote from: "Wildman"
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
I actually don't have too much issue with them with my blademaster anymore. One whirlwind and they all die.

Same here, but I really hate those damn Orbilles, when playing a BM.

They fixed that problem in Tokyo. There is a skill which is automatically has a free point with the grappler hook effect so you can just yank them to you now.
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: BotmasteR on May 02, 2011; 10:00 AM
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yep, I "dislike" them that much!
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Leitner on May 02, 2011; 10:18 AM
Quote from: "BotmasteR"
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yep, I "dislike" them that much!

A very comprehensive and accurate list.
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: spag on May 02, 2011; 11:00 AM
I think I hit a nerve.By the way I think this topic was done before.:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Cyriel on May 02, 2011; 02:29 PM
Kinda knew it was but its good to stop and remember each year why riftcoils are so fucking horrible.
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Bryan on May 03, 2011; 12:19 AM
Quote from: "Cyriel"
...its good to stop and remember each year why riftcoils are so fucking horrible.
Wise words  ;)
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Cyriel on Nov 21, 2015; 06:05 AM
And so we missed 3 years of riftcoil awareness day.

Let it be known that those fucking asshole dipshit jumpy asshats are still at large and will still fuck up your tuesday margarita time.
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Bryan on Nov 21, 2015; 11:47 PM
My hat is off to you,sir.  8)

Riftcoils: So evil that Hell itself is spitting them out.
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: PeeterMcG on Nov 29, 2015; 05:41 AM
Rift coils are just poor, misunderstood little buggers.
Get them young and they make wondrous pets.
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: NiteHawk on Nov 29, 2015; 01:46 PM
Get them young and they make wondrous pets.
You have a small typo there. Should probably read "they make wondrous pests". 8)

Regards, NiteHawk
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Dank Rafft on Nov 30, 2015; 05:05 AM
I don't see why all of you hate them. They're cute. They jump around, are happy to be alive and suddenly they explode. It's like magic, tragic magic.
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Malachor on Dec 01, 2015; 03:27 AM
I think it's more that their tail explodes, not them.
At least they're not like snails, who have a love dart (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart).
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: RedChaos on Dec 01, 2015; 04:31 AM
I think it's more that their tail explodes, not them.
At least they're not like snails, who have a love dart (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart).
I give up. Nature is the ultimate troll. It can come up with stuff that you read about and go "And I thought this site was a more trust worthy source then this".

***
RNG -The best thing ever. The worst thing ever. Getting the best item you have ever seen then spending hours finding all the the best mods in the game. That it can't use.
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Morphy on Dec 01, 2015; 03:15 PM
I think it's more that their tail explodes, not them.
At least they're not like snails, who have a love dart (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart).
I give up. Nature is the ultimate troll.


Nature is a troll - I often wonder about the people who blather on about "isn't nature beautiful, singing songbirds and peacocks and bunnies".

Then you send them links to information about cordyceps fungus (the ant-zombie fungus that infects an ant, takes over its brain, "drives" the body up a tree, eating it as it goes, to a spot high enough for it to spore and infect more ants below.

Or a link to a wasp that catches cockroaches, doesn't kill them (the meat goes off very quickly), lays eggs in them and walls them into an underground hollow. The eggs hatch and the larvae eat the roach from the least life threatening part first... while it's alive, not sleep-drugged!.

Nature is beautiful... but equally horrific.

Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Cyriel on Aug 03, 2016; 11:12 AM
Stay vigilant... Always.

Riftcoil awareness day 2016.
Title: Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
Post by: Cyriel on Nov 17, 2018; 03:56 AM
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