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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #15 on: Jan 16, 2011; 03:10 AM »
Finally thought of a reply to this thread. It reminds me of a joke I once heard. For certain reasons the name of the countries have been removed. Sorry about that. Just add the ones you think are appropriate.

One country spent 1,000,000,000 paladium on a study to find out why penises have heads on them. They found it was for the pleasure of the men during sex.

Another country spent 1,000,000 paladium on the same study. They found that it was to give women more pleasure during sex.

Last country spent 1,000 paladium on the study. Found it was to keep the men from hitting themselves in the forehead while masturbating.

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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #16 on: Feb 02, 2011; 07:58 PM »
Well over here a gf is. . .
Over the age of 16 and still in high school. . .
I need to move. . .
Quick shoot him again!
Hes soul is still dancing. . .

Agh great I just said something stupid again. . .I\'ll blame the milk man next time

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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #17 on: Feb 03, 2011; 07:03 AM »
A gf is someone whose mission in life is to tell you what is wrong about you daily and to pretend that it really seriously matters. A compulsive need to undermine the other person along the line that only women are adults and all others are children to be controlled. An out-of-control control freak.

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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #18 on: Feb 03, 2011; 08:07 PM »
Quote from: "Yandor"
A gf is someone whose mission in life is to tell you what is wrong about you daily and to pretend that it really seriously matters. A compulsive need to undermine the other person along the line that only women are adults and all others are children to be controlled. An out-of-control control freak.

I would swear that Bryan made a second account and wrote this  :shock:
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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #19 on: Feb 03, 2011; 08:10 PM »
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A gf is someone whose mission in life is to tell you what is wrong about you daily and to pretend that it really seriously matters. A compulsive need to undermine the other person along the line that only women are adults and all others are children to be controlled. An out-of-control control freak.

I would swear that Bryan made a second account and wrote this  :shock:
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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #20 on: Feb 03, 2011; 10:14 PM »
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A gf is someone whose mission in life is to tell you what is wrong about you daily and to pretend that it really seriously matters. A compulsive need to undermine the other person along the line that only women are adults and all others are children to be controlled. An out-of-control control freak.

I would swear that Bryan made a second account and wrote this  :shock:

Me thinks there is a story here.

Pop? What pop?
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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #21 on: Feb 03, 2011; 10:38 PM »
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A gf is someone whose mission in life is to tell you what is wrong about you daily and to pretend that it really seriously matters. A compulsive need to undermine the other person along the line that only women are adults and all others are children to be controlled. An out-of-control control freak.

I would swear that Bryan made a second account and wrote this  :shock:

Me thinks there is a story here.

eeeeehr...no, why do u say that? I'm a very good, sweet girl that never gets angry and never yells at Bryan  :roll:  :mrgreen:
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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #22 on: Feb 04, 2011; 12:15 AM »
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Me thinks there is a story here.
An analogy perhaps-
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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #23 on: Feb 07, 2011; 04:33 AM »
Your mates is better looking not fat and swallows  :mrgreen:

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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #24 on: Feb 08, 2011; 03:53 AM »
.... Idh-yaa, a gigantic squid.
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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #25 on: Feb 08, 2011; 05:40 AM »
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.... Idh-yaa, a gigantic squid.

You know... Somehow this did not surprise me...

Pop? What pop?
You said you worked magic on me to do away with all the popping.
There should\'nt be any popping.
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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #26 on: Feb 09, 2011; 06:27 AM »
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.... Idh-yaa, a gigantic squid.

You know... Somehow this did not surprise me...

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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #27 on: Feb 09, 2011; 08:17 PM »
Gf is moving boobs

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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #28 on: Feb 11, 2011; 04:24 PM »
Post title "TV2" and a link to a "live tv broadcast" in the sig...
Surely that wouldn't be a spam bot?
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Re: What's a girlfriend
« Reply #29 on: Feb 12, 2011; 12:05 PM »
Yep its a spam bot. Didnt even notice the ICQ bit and the fact it only ever showed up the one day.

Pop? What pop?
You said you worked magic on me to do away with all the popping.
There should\'nt be any popping.
There\'s protective magic! You said so! Make it protect!
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