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Title: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 11, 2010; 10:50 PM
since i get yelled (and poo flung) at for a little necrothreading every now and then i thought this may be a great idea:
post here if you like, forget about it and come back every couple month and necro a little.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: pennywise1 on Aug 11, 2010; 10:52 PM
I imagine this is a good go between. Can only hope it cures your habit.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Killious on Aug 12, 2010; 12:08 AM
Oh, god lol. This is too funny. You crack me up huk.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: PeeterMcG on Aug 12, 2010; 03:38 AM
OMG 3.5 hours since a post.
Time to raise this thread from the dead.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 12, 2010; 04:55 AM
Wouldn't it be ironic if the necro thread never left the front page?
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 12, 2010; 05:03 AM
Necrophilia  ;)
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Tirex on Aug 12, 2010; 05:20 AM
Seventeen minutes passed! We're losing it! Clear!
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 12, 2010; 05:30 AM
:)
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Wildman on Aug 12, 2010; 08:06 AM
Oopps its been 2 hours better bring it back  :shock:

Lol, ok Huk I'll go away and let your thread die so you can necro it back
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 12, 2010; 08:38 AM
NECROTIME --
wait.. nvm it's still twitching.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 13, 2010; 03:31 AM
MUST KEEP IT ON FRONT PAGE.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: pennywise1 on Aug 13, 2010; 06:13 AM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
MUST KEEP IT ON FRONT PAGE.

I agree... So we can ruin Huks plan!

MODS UNITE!
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 13, 2010; 06:20 AM
If I was really a jerk I would totally just sticky it.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: maeyan on Aug 13, 2010; 08:02 AM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
If I was really a jerk I would totally just sticky it.
lol!
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Wildman on Aug 14, 2010; 04:52 AM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
If I was really a jerk I would totally just sticky it.

OUCH, now that would hurt  :twisted:
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Drai on Aug 14, 2010; 05:31 AM
Too lazy to make a motivational poster...

Necrophilia: Crack open a cold one
Necrophilia: Rigor Mortiis makes them tighter
Necrophilia: 'cause dead sluts STILL can't say no.

Now just imagine Rosie O'Donnel getting face fucked by Gandalf. Not related at all, I'm just mean.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 14, 2010; 05:29 PM
;)
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: RazorReaver on Aug 15, 2010; 01:57 AM
tits thread + necro thread + twins =
[attachment=0:x7gkaytu]250px-Necrophilia-.jpg[/attachment:x7gkaytu]
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Seferoth on Aug 15, 2010; 02:20 AM
Time to resurrect myself back to community...done!
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: UncleJim on Aug 15, 2010; 02:24 AM
Quote from: "Seferoth"
Time to resurrect myself back to community...done!

Now thats just a new kind of necro.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Bryan on Aug 15, 2010; 04:46 AM
Quote from: "Drai"
Now just imagine Rosie O'Donnel getting face fucked by Gandalf.

LOTR will never feel the same again.  :lol:
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Wildman on Aug 15, 2010; 07:53 AM
Whoops, sorry huk your thread still lives
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: zart on Aug 15, 2010; 08:35 AM
thread cannot be necro'd till we kill it.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 15, 2010; 09:41 AM
Baby Face  :)
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 15, 2010; 09:42 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Wildman on Aug 15, 2010; 09:51 AM
Quote from: "Rawmeat"
Baby Face  :)

Hey didn't I see him in Total Recall
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 15, 2010; 12:22 PM
harlequin baby you say?
here you go. oh and dont worry, it's fine.
or maybe it isnt.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 15, 2010; 12:48 PM
Hmm huk i wonder what it tastes like  :)
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 15, 2010; 12:56 PM
uhm. i'd say... raw meat.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: maeyan on Aug 15, 2010; 03:39 PM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
uhm. i'd say... raw meat.
oh snap
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 15, 2010; 08:13 PM
[smilie=dance3.gif]  [smilie=dance3.gif]  [smilie=dance3.gif]
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Killious on Aug 15, 2010; 09:18 PM
I am thuroughly disturbed, its a good thing though lol.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 15, 2010; 09:47 PM
yummy
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Wildman on Aug 16, 2010; 07:05 AM
and here I thought hukhuk made this thread just so he could necro it later without getting chewed on later for it
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Killious on Aug 16, 2010; 07:14 AM
Quote from: "Wildman"
and here I thought hukhuk made this thread just so he could necro it later without getting chewed on later for it

Nah, it was just part of his master plan to get people to post on necrophilia, and it's become a smash success for him! lol.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 17, 2010; 05:01 AM
Quickly this is becoming a gore type of thread....
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 17, 2010; 05:10 AM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
Quickly this is becoming a gore type of thread....

Excellent  :D
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Wildman on Aug 17, 2010; 05:12 AM
Where did you get a picture of my ole lady when she's pissed  :o
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 17, 2010; 05:15 AM
;)
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: thedoommarine on Aug 17, 2010; 05:18 AM
Anyone notice how she is happy about the crocodile coming out of her waist?
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 17, 2010; 05:32 AM
Quote from: "thedoommarine"
Anyone notice how she is happy about the crocodile coming out of her waist?

Dude...that isn't coming out of her waist...
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: PeeterMcG on Aug 17, 2010; 05:37 AM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
Quote from: "thedoommarine"
Anyone notice how she is happy about the crocodile coming out of her waist?
Dude...that isn't coming out of her waist...
Someone else think it's part of her....reproductive system?
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 17, 2010; 05:53 AM
Quote from: "PeeterMcG"
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
Quote from: "thedoommarine"
Anyone notice how she is happy about the crocodile coming out of her waist?
Dude...that isn't coming out of her waist...
Someone else think it's part of her....reproductive system?

Ill die a virgin. KTHXBAI
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: pennywise1 on Aug 17, 2010; 06:16 AM
I almost don't have the stomach to come into this thread to check it.
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Wildman on Aug 17, 2010; 07:23 AM
Ah come on penny its not that bad  :shock:
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 17, 2010; 09:54 AM
Its not really that bad...

Or am I just that desensitized...
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: pennywise1 on Aug 17, 2010; 12:16 PM
Its more or less that... Baby... Thing... That creeps me out >.>
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 17, 2010; 02:24 PM
aww its just a disease (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin_type_ichthyosis)..

now for something completely different.
(i edited out the offending parts)
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 17, 2010; 03:40 PM
i am terribly hungry. i am going out to grab something to eat (http://http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc51/intry/breakfast.jpg).
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 17, 2010; 04:37 PM
Please dont edit pics  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: pennywise1 on Aug 17, 2010; 04:56 PM
Wait... So that is a real baby and not some kind of creepy doll? Yep... Never having kids after this...
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Killious on Aug 17, 2010; 05:54 PM
I thought this thread was going to make me lose my appitite, and yet I find that it didn't effect it at all.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 17, 2010; 06:23 PM
We can fix that for ya  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Killious on Aug 17, 2010; 06:44 PM
Quote from: "Rawmeat"
We can fix that for ya  :mrgreen:

LOL, I think I'd like to hold on to my appitite for now. I'm a skinny guy and I needs to put on them pounds lol.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 17, 2010; 07:55 PM
high five mr indian.. wait.. oops.. more like low five
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: Wildman on Aug 18, 2010; 06:30 AM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
Its not really that bad...

Or am I just that desensitized...

Yup, you and me both I think, or am I becoming mentally disturbed  :o
Title: Re: the official necrothread
Post by: PeeterMcG on Aug 18, 2010; 06:44 AM
Quote from: "Wildman"
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
Its not really that bad...
Or am I just that desensitized...
Yup, you and me both I think, or am I becoming mentally disturbed  :o
No.  I believe you were already.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Wildman on Aug 18, 2010; 07:09 AM
sshh, dont tell anybody but I think your right
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: maeyan on Aug 18, 2010; 08:25 AM
No more graphic pictures please. Dismembered limbs etc.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 18, 2010; 10:43 AM
But But WHY  :(
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: maeyan on Aug 18, 2010; 11:01 AM
Lol I see you've pulled that sneaky 'so cute kitten it will melt your heart' card on me.

There has gotta be a line... i love you guys and almost anything goes.. but decapitations, unborn fetuses (i thought it was fake at first), yuuuuuk! I'd prefer you posted a link to the picture with a warning rather than uploading to the forum. That would be okay

Thanks for understanding :)
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 18, 2010; 11:15 AM
Ok but i did have some mangled bodies from high speed crashes some looked like Mr Potato Head  :)
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 18, 2010; 12:19 PM
PWEASE MR FORUM MOD LET US POST SMUT
(and don't go yuck on the harlequin, it's just a skin disease)
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 18, 2010; 12:20 PM
uhm are we allowed to post pictures of limbs that are still attached?
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Leitner on Aug 18, 2010; 01:07 PM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
uhm are we allowed to post pictures of limbs that are still attached?

How firmly attached are we talking about?
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 18, 2010; 02:11 PM
say.. 50%
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: maeyan on Aug 18, 2010; 02:16 PM
As long as its still attached with at least some cartilage.... and NO this is not an invitation to scamper off and find some dude with his arse hanging out held on with mere skin..,.. whatever that would look like
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 18, 2010; 03:27 PM
Shock Horror hide the children severed and broken limbs  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 18, 2010; 06:57 PM
ok when i cant post gore i'll post more gay stuff i think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-pBT9Iksts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-pBT9Iksts)
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 18, 2010; 07:04 PM
more gay
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Killious on Aug 18, 2010; 08:46 PM
Shame on you Raw! All thoes severed limbs! My god, I almost puked when I saw them, plus stop giving us wood. LOL

@huk
LMFAO that last pic was awsome!
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Tirex on Aug 18, 2010; 11:30 PM
OH THE INHUMANITY!
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Killious on Aug 18, 2010; 11:54 PM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
more gay

Edit by Pennywise1: Considered nudity Huk. Im getting tired of telling you mate.

Uh-Oh, someone's on the naughty list!
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 19, 2010; 12:23 AM
tell me how exactly that conflicts with your nudity rules? there was no nipple, no vag not even a sideboob. you americans need to ease up with the whole mating paranoia.
nothing against you personally but you really need to come up with a rulebook so i have some kind of guide to follow.
is sideass=as evil as nipple now? i really don't get it.

gah
i'll go watch tokyo gore police now.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: PeeterMcG on Aug 19, 2010; 01:04 AM
Quote from: "Tirex"
OH THE INHUMANITY!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/1362599_02bcdea730.jpg (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/1362599_02bcdea730.jpg)
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 19, 2010; 02:37 AM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
tell me how exactly that conflicts with your nudity rules? there was no nipple, no vag not even a sideboob. you americans need to ease up with the whole mating paranoia.
nothing against you personally but you really need to come up with a rulebook so i have some kind of guide to follow.
is sideass=as evil as nipple now? i really don't get it.

gah
i'll go watch tokyo gore police now.

Send the pic to me in a pm, I didn't get to see it so Im not sure what was offensive about it.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: maeyan on Aug 19, 2010; 04:03 AM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
more gay

Edit by Pennywise1: Considered nudity Huk. Im getting tired of telling you mate.
That pic was alright, no need to have been removed.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Killious on Aug 19, 2010; 04:07 AM
Quote from: "maeyan"
Quote from: "hukhuk"
more gay

Edit by Pennywise1: Considered nudity Huk. Im getting tired of telling you mate.
That pic was alright, no need to have been removed.

I thought it was an overreaction myself. Maybe penny was having a bad day?
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 19, 2010; 04:33 AM
Sensitivity is a fickle thing.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: PeeterMcG on Aug 19, 2010; 04:37 AM
Quote from: "Killious"
Quote from: "maeyan"
Quote from: "hukhuk"
more gay

Edit by Pennywise1: Considered nudity Huk. Im getting tired of telling you mate.
That pic was alright, no need to have been removed.

I thought it was an overreaction myself. Maybe penny was having a bad day?
No.  GUY was having the bad day..
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 19, 2010; 06:18 AM
Quote from: "maeyan"
Quote from: "hukhuk"
more gay

Edit by Pennywise1: Considered nudity Huk. Im getting tired of telling you mate.
That pic was alright, no need to have been removed.

Thats because us Aussies ROCK and most Americans are god fearin bible bashers that shower with their clothes on  ;)
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Wildman on Aug 19, 2010; 06:57 AM
watch it, most of us yanks are pretty easy when it comes to nudity, the bible belt is where you gotta watch yourself
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: pennywise1 on Aug 19, 2010; 07:48 AM
Hmmm... I was under the impression that a naked women standing in a bar was not allowed. I imagine I will sit in the side lines for now and see what is allowed and not allowed.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: maeyan on Aug 19, 2010; 08:10 AM
Dont worry about it... its not often I moderate the forum so we have different ideas of what okay and whats not, the truth is i havn't really been aware of what has gone moderated and what hasn't. I'll rewrite the posting guidelines to clarify.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 19, 2010; 08:48 AM
What makes it difficult is the different parts of the world we are in.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Wildman on Aug 19, 2010; 09:02 AM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
What makes it difficult is the different parts of the world we are in.

That's truth.....even the distance between pennywise1 and myself has some major differences in attitudes twords nudity.

So I guess I'll go drown my sorrows in a nudy bar  [smilie=sarcastic_blum.gif]
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 19, 2010; 10:28 AM
Quote from: "Wildman"
watch it, most of us yanks are pretty easy when it comes to nudity, the bible belt is where you gotta watch yourself

Lol [smilie=tease.gif]
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: pennywise1 on Aug 19, 2010; 10:49 AM
Yeah I live in a place that does not have a strip club or a bar even. (I live in a dry county)
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 19, 2010; 01:14 PM
there you go zen.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: maeyan on Aug 19, 2010; 01:45 PM
Is the squirrel wearing underpants to hide his nuts? *snicker*
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 19, 2010; 02:00 PM
i didn't want to offend our american friends...
it should be noted that squirrel underpants are a genuine US product.

remember, nudity IS evil and should be avoided at all costs. imagine.. squirrels running around, naked...
:shock:  [smilie=cray.gif]  [smilie=nono.gif]  [smilie=scare.gif]  [smilie=scare2.gif]  [smilie=alcoholic.gif]
i just realized that there is an awful lack of puking smileys. dude, we NEED puking smileys.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: pennywise1 on Aug 19, 2010; 05:00 PM
Not really evil but there is a time and place for such things. I doubt your "Official Necrothread" is the right place for you, or am I mistaken?
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 19, 2010; 07:46 PM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
there you go zen.
MY EYES! NOT A BUT!

Technically it does count as nudity, but that level of nudity is not counted as an R rating I don't think, so penny was right sorta.

Really annoying subject. I wish nudity wasn't so taboo. Most of the time. And then I see really fat people. HURRAY FOR CLOTHES!
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: hukhuk on Aug 19, 2010; 11:50 PM
ah well, it IS a touchy subject, no doubt.

i were over at imdb and read some comments about a jap gore movie.. and one guy asked for if there is nudity in the movie. in an R rated slasher flick.
out of respect for his wife - they planned on watching it together.

am i the only one who finds very wrong?

i mean with the whole reproductivity system banning from the society.



anyway, i too appreciate the rule to wear clothes in the open. at times.


a personal note: even though i am for a more relaxed approach regarding sexuality i hate it if people openly mouthfuck (as in tonguewar not as in fellatio) and dryhump. there is difference between snuggling and well, dry humping. this is a thing you do at home, with only your partner.
Title: Re: the official necrothread --> [AO RATED]
Post by: ZenZombie on Aug 20, 2010; 01:58 AM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
ah well, it IS a touchy subject, no doubt.

i were over at imdb and read some comments about a jap gore movie.. and one guy asked for if there is nudity in the movie. in an R rated slasher flick.
out of respect for his wife - they planned on watching it together.

am i the only one who finds very wrong?

i mean with the whole reproductivity system banning from the society.



anyway, i too appreciate the rule to wear clothes in the open. at times.


a personal note: even though i am for a more relaxed approach regarding sexuality i hate it if people openly mouthfuck (as in tonguewar not as in fellatio) and dryhump. there is difference between snuggling and well, dry humping. this is a thing you do at home, with only your partner.


I agree. I don't want to know about peoples sex lifes really, doesn't interest me. If I wanted to know, I would have asked. And dry humping is acceptable in certain settings. Like nightclubs.
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Post by: thumper on Aug 20, 2010; 03:29 AM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
ah well, it IS a touchy subject, no doubt.


a personal note: even though i am for a more relaxed approach regarding sexuality i hate it if people openly mouthfuck (as in tonguewar not as in fellatio) and dryhump. there is difference between snuggling and well, dry humping. this is a thing you do at home, with only your partner.

...and baby talk whilst they do their groping... grrr. Hand me my Katana....
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Post by: RazorReaver on Aug 20, 2010; 03:56 AM
its not just the bible belt you need to be wary of. I live in eastern Washington, so I suppose being Idaho adjacent might have something to do with this.  

One day i was hugging my boyfriend because I hadn't seen him in a few days and had had a shitty weekend. We weren't moving, we weren't even kissing, I was just standing there with my head on his shoulder and a guy comes up to us and tells us to "leave room for Jesus" He was completely serious.
   [smilie=diablo.gif]
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Aug 20, 2010; 04:00 AM
Quote from: "RazorReaver"
One day i was hugging my boyfriend because I hadn't seen him in a few days and had had a shitty weekend. We weren't moving, we weren't even kissing, I was just standing there with my head on his shoulder and a guy comes up to us and tells us to "leave room for Jesus" He was completely serious.
"We did.  We left him the apartment for a few hours so he could get his freak on with our neighbor...."
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Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 20, 2010; 04:11 AM
Quote from: "RazorReaver"
its not just the bible belt you need to be wary of. I live in eastern Washington, so I suppose being Idaho adjacent might have something to do with this.  

One day i was hugging my boyfriend because I hadn't seen him in a few days and had had a shitty weekend. We weren't moving, we weren't even kissing, I was just standing there with my head on his shoulder and a guy comes up to us and tells us to "leave room for Jesus" He was completely serious.
   [smilie=diablo.gif]

Looks like he is always getting in the way  ;)
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Aug 20, 2010; 04:19 AM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpre ... 819354.jpg (http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129138666238819354.jpg)
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 20, 2010; 08:45 AM
if someone would say that to me he'd better be a fast and persistent runner.

as i said there is a line you have to cross until it gets annoying.
a hug or kiss are normal to be exchanged in the public.
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 27, 2010; 02:53 AM
bump. you guys are losing it. almost went off the first page O:<
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Post by: zart on Aug 27, 2010; 03:07 AM
by my count it had been off the front page since monday. You just necro'd it officially for the first time i think.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 27, 2010; 07:08 AM
Sadly no more severed limbs  :x
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Aug 27, 2010; 07:12 AM
HARDCORE PORN

I know I shouldn't be posting that, but sometimes I can't help myself.
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Post by: Drai on Aug 30, 2010; 07:41 PM
be careful when shaving folks
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Post by: Drai on Aug 30, 2010; 07:44 PM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
remember, nudity IS evil and should be avoided at all costs.

Fuckin' A Huk. If gawd wanted people to be naked, HE WOULD'VE HAD 'EM BORN THAT WAY!!
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 30, 2010; 11:22 PM
hell yeah. shaving is fucking dangerous o.o
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 30, 2010; 11:23 PM
Quote from: "Drai"
Quote from: "hukhuk"
remember, nudity IS evil and should be avoided at all costs.

Fuckin' A Huk. If gawd wanted people to be naked, HE WOULD'VE HAD 'EM BORN THAT WAY!!
yeah totally. like.. wait.. OH SHI-
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Post by: pennywise1 on Aug 30, 2010; 11:37 PM
Quote from: "maeyan"
No more graphic pictures please. Dismembered limbs etc.

Ahem.
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 31, 2010; 12:12 AM
oooh come on, those were only cheesy movie special effects.
didn0t even remotely look real -.-
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 01, 2010; 04:41 AM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
oooh come on, those were only cheesy movie special effects.
didn0t even remotely look real -.-

Not disputing that. They were "graphic" in terms of a truck load of blood coming out of the woman's eyes, ears, mouth ect.
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 01, 2010; 09:54 AM
Quote from: "pennywise1"
a truck load of blood coming out of the woman's eyes, ears, mouth ect.

Wait,what?  :shock:

Me wants too,can't we just reupload it for 5 mins so I can get a peek?Can't we,pwetty pwease??Huh,huh??


The tension three mugs of coffee bring about.  :lol:
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Post by: Wildman on Sep 01, 2010; 10:18 AM
Dont fell bad I missed it to, thats what I get for not showing up one day  [smilie=dash2.gif]
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 01, 2010; 10:20 AM
Well it sounds delicious is all.In a morbid,"me-<3-splatter" sense.  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 01, 2010; 10:37 AM
For those that get off on death and mutilated bodies road accident death also blown up people and murder victims and suicide police shootings beatings heads run over by semi trailers

Simply go hear DELETED BE WARNED THIS IS THE REAL DEAL NO FAKES HERE ALL REAL FOOTAGE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR HAVE A WEAK STOMACH DO NOT CLICK MODS DELETE LINK IF YOU SEE FIT TO
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 01, 2010; 11:08 AM
Whoa,REALLY don't know what to do with this.
I mean,it is a link,and it does have its' description and warnings...
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 01, 2010; 11:15 AM
I think i may just delete the link  :|
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 01, 2010; 11:23 AM
Don't know if you really have to,it's just I don't know if it's okay to keep it either.
Might need another opinion in this,could you re-post the link so another mod could give his own two cents?
Maybe we'll get to keep it  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 01, 2010; 11:44 AM
I will just wait a bit  ;)
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 01, 2010; 04:32 PM
WHERE IS LINK? O:<

oh well i know the site most certainly anyways... but.. what if not.... :shock:
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 01, 2010; 09:58 PM
At least the link is gone now... /facepalm
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 02, 2010; 03:52 AM
For now just for now  ;)

No need for a /facepalm you will just hurt your head  :)
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 02, 2010; 04:14 AM
Well I was actually pinching the bridge of my nose... But I dont know what would be the term for that...
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 02, 2010; 05:50 AM
Oh you said nose pinching not  :)
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 02, 2010; 10:34 AM
I love how the guy who made that sign just had to put the nipple in lol
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Post by: ZenZombie on Sep 02, 2010; 10:49 AM
Quote from: "Rawmeat"
For those that get off on death and mutilated bodies road accident death also blown up people and murder victims and suicide police shootings beatings heads run over by semi trailers

Simply go hear DELETED BE WARNED THIS IS THE REAL DEAL NO FAKES HERE ALL REAL FOOTAGE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR HAVE A WEAK STOMACH DO NOT CLICK MODS DELETE LINK IF YOU SEE FIT TO

I kinda feel with that much warning, it should be ok in an AO thread.
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 02, 2010; 12:10 PM
Quote from: "pennywise1"
Well I was actually pinching the bridge of my nose... But I dont know what would be the term for that...

That would be.../nosebridgepinch,or.../pinchnosebridge,I suppose?Hmm...
Oh fuck it,forget I said anything.

As for the nipple thing,again,if we're gonna talk about nipples that just had to be put in...

[attachment=0:3g386d2c]nipples.jpg[/attachment:3g386d2c]

Just turned around and saw this giant nipple above my head,brainfart I tell you.

Quote from: "ZenZombie"
Quote from: "Rawmeat"
For those that get off on death and mutilated bodies road accident death also blown up people and murder victims and suicide police shootings beatings heads run over by semi trailers

Simply go hear DELETED BE WARNED THIS IS THE REAL DEAL NO FAKES HERE ALL REAL FOOTAGE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR HAVE A WEAK STOMACH DO NOT CLICK MODS DELETE LINK IF YOU SEE FIT TO

I kinda feel with that much warning, it should be ok in an AO thread.

@Raw See?We may actually keep it :mrgreen:
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Post by: Wildman on Sep 03, 2010; 03:24 AM
I can see it now, Raw and huk putting extreme warnings with all their posts so that their links dont disappear  :shock:
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Sep 03, 2010; 03:26 AM
Quote from: "Wildman"
I can see it now, Raw and huk putting extreme warnings with all their posts so that their links dont disappear  :shock:
(http://http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/10/633802202918840145-Excellent.jpg)
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 03, 2010; 04:38 AM
I have a bad feeling about this...
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Post by: ZenZombie on Sep 03, 2010; 04:45 AM
I don't. You click it, is it is your eyeballs. Still no porn guys.
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Post by: Wildman on Sep 03, 2010; 06:22 AM
Lol, I'm so glade I'm not a moderator  [smilie=dash2.gif]  [smilie=cray.gif]
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 03, 2010; 03:15 PM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
Still no porn guys.
but.. but.. but.. WHY?

 [smilie=girl_cray2.gif] IT'S NOT FAIR

can i post porn if i put up proper warning? pweese?
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Sep 03, 2010; 04:54 PM
huk, you don't even need to post warnings.
Observe.

KITTENS
PUPPIES

Bang.  That easy.
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 03, 2010; 05:37 PM
...christ.. how.. did you do that..? WOW JUST WOW
YOU MIRACLE WORKER
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Sep 03, 2010; 05:42 PM
<kicking ground>
Awww, shucks.
Stop it, you are embarrassing me.
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 04, 2010; 08:06 AM
Quote from: "Wildman"
Lol, I'm so glade I'm not a moderator  [smilie=dash2.gif]  [smilie=cray.gif]

It has its moments.  [smilie=suicide2.gif]
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 04, 2010; 08:18 AM
Yeah,I suppose every once in a while there is an overwhelming urge to go --->  [smilie=suicide.gif]
Just like Saw.

But who doesn't just adore mutilated corpses  :mrgreen:  

Ahem.That wasn't about Saw,that was about your link Raw <wink>
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 04, 2010; 06:07 PM
;) Cute little kittens look here http://cutelittlekittens.com/ (http://cutelittlekittens.com/) It really is trust me no corpses what so ever  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Drai on Sep 04, 2010; 06:16 PM
Sour about Moderation in forums ?
Join the group trying to compile guidlines for fair and impartial mederation.
Check it out.

DELETED

Edit by Bryan: I'd personally have no problem keeping this link here,but as funny as it is I do suppose it counts as porn.If any mod wants to give their two cents here PM me for the link.
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 04, 2010; 06:22 PM
Quote from: "Rawmeat"
;) Cute little kittens look here http://cutelittlekittens.com/ (http://cutelittlekittens.com/) It really is trust me no corpses what so ever  :mrgreen:

As long as they're not corpses of cute little kittens... :mrgreen:
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 08, 2010; 10:14 AM
you know.. ...stop deleting funnies out of the thread.. or it will go necro -.-
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 08, 2010; 02:01 PM
Well the kittens are still there...  :D
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 09, 2010; 11:24 PM
not good enough.
lets do this a bit better, shall we

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi1uQV4wJ0Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi1uQV4wJ0Q)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLDSE7RHvno (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLDSE7RHvno)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBaoxnZH1Ug (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBaoxnZH1Ug)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2vOn0g-CI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2vOn0g-CI)
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 10, 2010; 12:06 PM
That's a lot better actually  :mrgreen:
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 10, 2010; 08:23 PM
more necro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guYDdYJ8HYU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guYDdYJ8HYU)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 11, 2010; 04:20 AM
Much prefer this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRzcCbjQ ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRzcCbjQ_5I&feature=related) :)
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Post by: Dahman on Sep 12, 2010; 07:05 PM
Necro thead?
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 12, 2010; 10:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yg7KL4v1w0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yg7KL4v1w0)
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 12, 2010; 10:51 PM
oh yeah and ofc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ&NR=1) a classic
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 13, 2010; 02:51 AM
Thats you isn't it huk  ;)
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Post by: VampQ on Sep 13, 2010; 03:41 AM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
oh yeah and ofc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ&NR=1) a classic

OMG that is so funny  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  I saw it at Bryan's and he was hitting his head on his desk while laughing!
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 13, 2010; 03:51 AM
Quote from: "VampQ"
Quote from: "hukhuk"
oh yeah and ofc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ&NR=1) a classic

OMG that is so funny  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  I saw it at Bryan's and he was hitting his head on his desk while laughing!

Filthy lies!!  :evil:  :lol:
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Post by: VampQ on Sep 13, 2010; 03:54 AM
Quote from: "Bryan"
Quote from: "VampQ"
Quote from: "hukhuk"
oh yeah and ofc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ&NR=1) a classic

OMG that is so funny  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  I saw it at Bryan's and he was hitting his head on his desk while laughing!

Filthy lies!!  :evil:  :lol:

yeah right! I was scared... I thought u would knock stupid!  :lol:
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 13, 2010; 03:56 AM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
oh yeah and ofc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ&NR=1) a classic

The guy's bear,I suppose?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqv4IyDzB1s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqv4IyDzB1s)  :mrgreen:
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 13, 2010; 06:19 AM
Quote from: "VampQ"
Quote from: "Bryan"
Quote from: "VampQ"
OMG that is so funny  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  I saw it at Bryan's and he was hitting his head on his desk while laughing!

Filthy lies!!  :evil:  :lol:

yeah right! I was scared... I thought u would knock stupid!  :lol:

I can believe and support this statement.
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Sep 27, 2010; 12:07 PM
More than 2 weeks.....ARISE.
And, just for grins:
(http://http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/funkbutter/graphics/Funny/funny_hell_restaurant.jpg)
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 27, 2010; 07:11 PM
Argh! Let it die!
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Sep 27, 2010; 08:05 PM
Quote from: "pennywise1"
Argh! Let it die!
"Argh!"???  Since when did the official necrothread acquire a pirate theme?
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 27, 2010; 11:02 PM
yeah it should be more like .. well, what kind of noises do the undead really make?
they have no heartbeat, so they don't breathe either. so they can't yell.
i guess... uh..
slow scuffling noises?

oh yeah and farts. as you know, bowel movements don't just stop instantly with your death.
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Post by: thumper on Sep 28, 2010; 01:55 AM
BRRRAIIINNNSSSS!!!!

.... and moaning, groaning, and ARRRGGGHHHHH (note to Pete, Pirate would be ARRRR MATEY, maybe a Zombie Pirate would be ARRRGGGHHH MATEY!!!)....

.... but I digress  [smilie=swoon2.gif]
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Sep 28, 2010; 03:45 AM
Quote from: "thumper"
(note to Pete, Pirate would be ARRRR MATEY, maybe a Zombie Pirate would be ARRRGGGHHH MATEY!!!)....
.... but I digress  [smilie=swoon2.gif]
What about a kinda "slow" pirate?  You know, the kind that rode the short boat to school, with his face pressed to a porthole, grinning, waving to all the other boats and licking the glass?
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Post by: thumper on Sep 28, 2010; 06:48 AM
Quote from: "PeeterMcG"
Quote from: "thumper"
(note to Pete, Pirate would be ARRRR MATEY, maybe a Zombie Pirate would be ARRRGGGHHH MATEY!!!)....
.... but I digress  [smilie=swoon2.gif]
What about a kinda "slow" pirate?  You know, the kind that rode the short boat to school, with his face pressed to a porthole, grinning, waving to all the other boats and licking the glass?

Ahh. Upper management pirates.Good point....
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 28, 2010; 03:40 PM
:) Blubber guts  :mrgreen:
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Sep 29, 2010; 05:39 AM
<drumming fingers on table>
More than 12 hours since a post....qualifies as dead, so it is time to bring it back to life.
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 29, 2010; 04:04 PM
i was waiting for raws post to go poof ...
before i repost his pic, high res ofc :mrgreen:
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 29, 2010; 05:01 PM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
i was waiting for raws post to go poof ...

Oh but why?It's whale guts,nothing wrong with whale guts  :D
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 29, 2010; 05:07 PM
your word in the mod's ears mate.
i guess whale poop (http://http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/Whale%20Poop.jpg) is okay too?
oh and now raws pic from another angle and more (whale) poop.
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 29, 2010; 05:16 PM
I'm not sure how to mod this... [smilie=shok.gif]
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 29, 2010; 06:03 PM
its the necro thread. whats there to mod to begin with?
besides.. since when do we mod poop?
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 29, 2010; 06:08 PM
Oh there is some stuff you just have to mod,even in here.I could PM you an example.
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 29, 2010; 06:53 PM
are you man or mouse?
POST IT IN ALL IT'S GLORY
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Post by: SuumCuique on Sep 29, 2010; 08:18 PM
I'm just curious  - how many of you have actually seen corpses? No, I'm not talking' about the kind who have had proper treatment with make-up etc. at the local undertaker and thus close to odor free.
No, I'm talking about the kind who looks like the Michelin man evil discolored twin. You'll have to scrape them up with a spatula and hope they don't rip apart....once they're in body bag you can relax a little.
I've never understood those who find rotten.com entertaining. I've seen enough in my line of work.
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Sep 29, 2010; 09:27 PM
Quote from: "SuumCuique"
I'm just curious  - how many of you have actually seen corpses?
I've seen a few...
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Post by: SuumCuique on Sep 29, 2010; 10:17 PM
Quote from: "PeeterMcG"
Quote from: "SuumCuique"
I'm just curious  - how many of you have actually seen corpses?
I've seen a few...

Interesting, Peter. Feel free to PM me.
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 29, 2010; 11:05 PM
I have only seen one.
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 29, 2010; 11:13 PM
Corpse talk in necrothread...Sounds fitting,if a tad morbid.

So,I've only seen little running things which where run over (the irony).
Does that make me the "lucky" one or the "inexperienced" one?

Just to see your points of view there.
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 29, 2010; 11:17 PM
Lucky. Hands down.

Edit: Damn you post blocker! *shakes fist*
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Post by: SuumCuique on Sep 29, 2010; 11:28 PM
Quote from: "Bryan"
Corpse talk in necrothread...Sounds fitting,if a tad morbid.

So,I've only seen little running things which where run over (the irony).
Does that make me the "lucky" one or the "inexperienced" one?

Just to see your points of view there.

Well, someone started to bring up necrophilia...I'm not sure if that's more fitting the subject.

No, a poor roadkill is not what I had in mind. Hopefully you never have to see first hand a decaying body. I would consider myself lucky if I could go through life in perfect bliss. Think nice, happy thoughts...
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 29, 2010; 11:33 PM
I suppose so,yeah.
So,if it doesn't seem inappropriate or indiscreet,how did you guys get to see what you did?
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 29, 2010; 11:34 PM
If we are talking about a decaying body then no I have never seen one... Though the one I was thinking did sort of need a spatula >.>
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Sep 29, 2010; 11:37 PM
Former profession -- I encountered a few.
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 30, 2010; 01:35 AM
lol did you know that hopping in front of a train going 100mph doesn't really leaves a bloody corpse?
it's more like uh having all your blood squished out of your - new - body openings in a split second.

mhm i really have an appetite for minced meat now.


ooh btw did you ever notice just HOW much animal we are, once our shell is cracked open? :mrgreen:
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 30, 2010; 03:42 AM
Lots i go corpse hunting  :mrgreen: Did someone say necrophilia  :D
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Post by: SuumCuique on Sep 30, 2010; 11:03 AM
Come on you guys, try to a be a little more sensitive. Frankly, I don't think it's funny. Huk, I'm not sure where you got that from be it Discovery or TLC, it's wrong. It all depends if it's the poor youngster (usually are..) who lies down on the tracks waiting or choose to jump out from the station hitting the Inter city express head on.
I don't want to come across as patronizing but I'm not impressed with this nerdy, college dorm bravado.
I want to draw a line. I do not consider desecration of the deceased or molesting children humorous in any way.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 30, 2010; 02:24 PM
But the dead wont know  ;)
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 30, 2010; 07:48 PM
Actually I dont think this is bravado >.>
This is just who Huk and Raw are... You get used to it after time... Or go through a psychotic episode...
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 30, 2010; 10:50 PM
sorry if i didn't make my point clear enough: i meant someone jumping head on at the train, not UNDER it. thats a complete different story.

and don't give me that tlc/discovery crap man. i don't find it necessary to make stuff up to be cool on the interwebs mate. no offense.
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Post by: ZenZombie on Oct 01, 2010; 02:21 AM
Quote from: "SuumCuique"
Come on you guys, try to a be a little more sensitive. Frankly, I don't think it's funny. Huk, I'm not sure where you got that from be it Discovery or TLC, it's wrong. It all depends if it's the poor youngster (usually are..) who lies down on the tracks waiting or choose to jump out from the station hitting the Inter city express head on.
I don't want to come across as patronizing but I'm not impressed with this nerdy, college dorm bravado.
I want to draw a line. I do not consider desecration of the deceased or molesting children humorous in any way.

I don't see anywhere talk of molesting children. Please do link me to that quote. I might just be missing it.

On another note, I don't think they are joking or being internet tough guys. Huk is certinaly not, I'll vouch for him.

The whole necrophilia thing is a joke to let off steam. I know huk and raw aren't actually necrophiliacs, but non poltically correct joking is how humans in general deal with the ugilier facts of life. By laughing at death, we make it less fearsome. By juxtaposing death with sex, a very primal act that pretty much is the epitome of life, we cancel it out for just a second as a dark spectre looming over our joke and instead turn it into a punchline.

I know if huk, or raw, or penny, or any other person on this site lost someone, or even was walking by someone else's funeral, they would bow their head in reverence, and hush their voices out of respect for the dead.

Edited.
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Oct 01, 2010; 02:41 AM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
Quote from: "SuumCuique"
Come on you guys, try to a be a little more sensitive. Frankly, I don't think it's funny. Huk, I'm not sure where you got that from be it Discovery or TLC, it's wrong. It all depends if it's the poor youngster (usually are..) who lies down on the tracks waiting or choose to jump out from the station hitting the Inter city express head on.
I don't want to come across as patronizing but I'm not impressed with this nerdy, college dorm bravado.
I want to draw a line. I do not consider desecration of the deceased or molesting children humorous in any way.
I know huk and raw aren't actually necrophiliacs,
I was unaware that you had met them in person and spent time hanging out with them.
Or are you simply clairvoyant?  If that's the case, I just learned something about you.
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
...but non poltically correct joking is how humans in general deal with the ugilier facts of life. By laughing at death, we make it less fearsome. By juxtaposing death with sex, a very primal act that pretty much is the epitome of life, we cancel it out for just a second as a dark spectre looming over our joke and instead turn it into a punchline.
Zen, let me know when you've earned your psychiatric degree, then I will accept your opinion with a more open mind.  Please don't pass off your opinions as fact.  SOME people might use gallows humor, but I know just as many people who don't and I know some that are clearly offended by it, so please do not make the psychiatric decree that it is "how humans in general deal with the uglier facts of life."  To me, it makes you sound pretentious and pedantic -- particularly since you are unqualified to generalize about the human race.
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
I know if huk, or raw, or peeter, or penny, or any other person on this site lost someone, or even was walking by someone else's funeral, they would bow their head in reverence, and hush their voices out of respect for the dead.
No, you don't "know" that.  You hold that opinion based upon our interactions on various forums, but that may or may not reflect the reality of who we are.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 01, 2010; 04:14 AM
;)
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Post by: pennywise1 on Oct 01, 2010; 05:10 AM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
I know if huk, or raw, or peeter, or penny, or any other person on this site lost someone, or even was walking by someone else's funeral, they would bow their head in reverence, and hush their voices out of respect for the dead.

Ironic part is I had to do that today.
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Post by: Elyzabeth on Oct 01, 2010; 06:36 AM
It seems like everyone is getting a little too serious for such a lighthearted thread.  

But before I try to get everyone back off topic, let me first say that not only have I seen a dead person, I have in fact seen someone die.  Death is sad, often tragic and something we must all face someday.  All that being said, I would much rather laugh at life than cry over death.

So let's lighten up, okay?
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Post by: Seferoth on Oct 01, 2010; 06:42 AM
Nah, not intrested to die, but thanks for the offer.
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 01, 2010; 06:47 AM
@Elyzabeth The difference between having people around you die and actually seeing them die huh...Had quite some death around me but as the guys here say,I should consider myself lucky for not seeing it.The exact moment even more so I suppose.

Okay,time to lighten up.HOW MANY MINS HAS IT BEEN?
<mumbles>
ARISE!!  :twisted:
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 01, 2010; 06:57 AM
Quote from: "pennywise1"
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
I know if huk, or raw, or peeter, or penny, or any other person on this site lost someone, or even was walking by someone else's funeral, they would bow their head in reverence, and hush their voices out of respect for the dead.

Ironic part is I had to do that today.

Walking past a funeral yea free food  ;)
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Post by: Seferoth on Oct 01, 2010; 06:57 AM
I have been most unfortunate to not see anyone die. I dont count deaths seen in internet, as there is this one fancy site showing the executions all around the world...but after a while those become quite boring...and i know what you are thinking, what kind of maniac look people to get executed, dont worry friends as i have the answer and that is...me! And i know other thing youre thinking...what might be the name of mental institution where im locked up and how the heck did he get near computer!

Ps: My post should not be taken too seriously.
Ps2: People really do take my posts seriously quite often.
Ps3: That dosent really make sense at all!
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Post by: pennywise1 on Oct 01, 2010; 06:13 PM
Quote from: "Elyzabeth"
It seems like everyone is getting a little too serious for such a lighthearted thread.

We were asked a serious question.

@Raw: Too soon. :|
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Post by: SuumCuique on Oct 01, 2010; 08:59 PM
Quote from: "hukhuk"
sorry if i didn't make my point clear enough: i meant someone jumping head on at the train, not UNDER it. thats a complete different story.

and don't give me that tlc/discovery crap man. i don't find it necessary to make stuff up to be cool on the interwebs mate. no offense.

None taken, Huk. I've been with the emergency services for twenty years. I've seen a lot first hand. But I have to say that after the years I've become more mellow and considerate.
If you had this experience first hand, feel free to share your feelings. I will certainly respect that.
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Post by: Drai on Oct 02, 2010; 02:22 AM
Ahhh, Death. My 2 cents.
Seeing someone get smoked by a train, sucks. It's messy and nasty, then you get the screaming and the crying and the puking and it's messier and nastier. Dead bodies aren't actually funny. That said a lot of people address death with a sense of humour.

Case in point: My cousin, who I loved and still do, got in a nasty car wreck one winter. the front end was crushed and after the fire department cut him out with the jaws of life they found out his leg followed suit. He suffered massive injuries and they had to amputate that boney bit of ground beef that use to be his leg. He was in massive pain and he ended up being basically in a medically induced coma for most of his last days. But one day he woke up.
His family was around him, he looked at the stump where his leg was, looked at his family and said

"Oh shit, there goes my golf game".

Those are officially his last words.
I'm shocked they didn't need an extra set of paul bearers just for his balls.
I tell you this much, when they told me that at the funeral I almost pissed myself laughing.

I don't like death, which is why I don't laugh WITH it. I laugh AT it.
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Post by: ZenZombie on Oct 02, 2010; 07:00 AM
Quote from: "PeeterMcG"
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
Quote from: "SuumCuique"
Come on you guys, try to a be a little more sensitive. Frankly, I don't think it's funny. Huk, I'm not sure where you got that from be it Discovery or TLC, it's wrong. It all depends if it's the poor youngster (usually are..) who lies down on the tracks waiting or choose to jump out from the station hitting the Inter city express head on.
I don't want to come across as patronizing but I'm not impressed with this nerdy, college dorm bravado.
I want to draw a line. I do not consider desecration of the deceased or molesting children humorous in any way.
I know huk and raw aren't actually necrophiliacs,
I was unaware that you had met them in person and spent time hanging out with them.
Or are you simply clairvoyant?  If that's the case, I just learned something about you.
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
...but non poltically correct joking is how humans in general deal with the ugilier facts of life. By laughing at death, we make it less fearsome. By juxtaposing death with sex, a very primal act that pretty much is the epitome of life, we cancel it out for just a second as a dark spectre looming over our joke and instead turn it into a punchline.
Zen, let me know when you've earned your psychiatric degree, then I will accept your opinion with a more open mind.  Please don't pass off your opinions as fact.  SOME people might use gallows humor, but I know just as many people who don't and I know some that are clearly offended by it, so please do not make the psychiatric decree that it is "how humans in general deal with the uglier facts of life."  To me, it makes you sound pretentious and pedantic -- particularly since you are unqualified to generalize about the human race.
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
I know if huk, or raw, or peeter, or penny, or any other person on this site lost someone, or even was walking by someone else's funeral, they would bow their head in reverence, and hush their voices out of respect for the dead.
No, you don't "know" that.  You hold that opinion based upon our interactions on various forums, but that may or may not reflect the reality of who we are.

Meh whatever. I am not qualified. Just observations I made. I'll do you a favor and take your name off that list so you don't feel I am forcing my opinion.
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Post by: hukhuk on Oct 02, 2010; 11:31 AM
Quote from: "Drai"
I don't like death, which is why I don't laugh WITH it. I laugh AT it.
true. there is little you can do besides laughing. the only real certainty in men's life is better to be taken with a smile rather than fear.

Quote from: "SuumCuique"
I've been with the emergency services for twenty years.
ah then i don't have to tell you weird it can be. sometimes a little cut is messy as fuck and other times you don't even see the reason for the (in this case) premature death.

okay, btt :mrgreen:
sadly i can't find a picture of the best conserved body i have ever seen, a swamp mummy from scandinavia. so, for now, enjoy the thread with our peruvian friend :mrgreen:
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 02, 2010; 12:29 PM
I hate mummies. (quote)

But since it's come to mummies...
[attachment=1:1kcrhdrb]mummy.jpg[/attachment:1kcrhdrb]
[attachment=0:1kcrhdrb]chachapoya_mummy.jpg[/attachment:1kcrhdrb]

First ones to come up when googling for mummies,I know.But I'm not ashamed,cause they're...good...mummies.
By mummy standards I mean.

Second one's probably a (former) Revival developer,upon seeing the coding genius of FSS.
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Post by: Seferoth on Oct 02, 2010; 01:48 PM
These posts have become slowly, but surely very disturbing. Keep up the good work.
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 02, 2010; 03:03 PM
Quote from: "Seferoth"
These posts have become slowly, but surely very disturbing.

Unintentional,I assure you.I simply went along with the subject  :mrgreen:
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Post by: SuumCuique on Oct 02, 2010; 03:28 PM
Okay, since there are forum members who apparently share an interest in the field of anthropology. I guess this is the one Huk was searching for. He can be found in Aarhus, Denmark. [attachment=0:7q79ent0]The man from Tollund.jpg[/attachment:7q79ent0]
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Post by: Seferoth on Oct 02, 2010; 03:46 PM
(http://http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/23/128798980375908370.jpg)
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Post by: VampQ on Oct 02, 2010; 06:08 PM
[attachment=0:fva99rby]I-see-dead-people-critical-analysis-of-twilight-10588371-492-356.jpg[/attachment:fva99rby]
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 02, 2010; 10:55 PM
Thread migration strikes again huh  :lol:
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Post by: Wildman on Oct 03, 2010; 02:40 AM
Quote from: "Bryan"
Thread migration strikes again huh  :lol:

Isn't that normal here?  Or am I in the wrong forums again  ;)
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Post by: Seferoth on Oct 03, 2010; 02:58 AM
Quote from: "Wildman"
Quote from: "Bryan"
Thread migration strikes again huh  :lol:

Isn't that normal here?  Or am I in the wrong forums again  ;)

Yeap, happens all the time here :lol:
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 04, 2010; 04:00 AM
Shiny  ;)
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Post by: Seferoth on Oct 04, 2010; 04:53 AM
Very shiny! I like shiny things! This thread is having serious effects on me. *Takes a shovel and walks towards graveyard*
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Post by: Xeneth on Oct 05, 2010; 04:58 PM
The thread never really "Died" Soo... Its been a few days.
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Post by: Seferoth on Oct 06, 2010; 07:45 AM
SH*T! It has been allmost one day! God have mercy upon our souls! Live goddammit! LIVE!!!
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Post by: Xeneth on Oct 06, 2010; 09:51 PM
Pass me my poultry kit! Ill stab this thread till it breathes again! s
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Post by: Wildman on Oct 06, 2010; 10:22 PM
Na,  just use electro shock therapy
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 07, 2010; 12:58 AM
*prepares electroshoking thingies*

Someone rub it's hairy chest with gel,I'm gonna zap it.

ROFL
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Oct 07, 2010; 01:02 AM
Quote from: "Bryan"
Someone rub it's hairy chest with gel,I'm gonna zap it.
Reminds me of something.
John Pinette, in one of his vignettes, once commented, "There is a fine line between rubbing lotion on yourself and rubbing yourself with lotion..."
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Post by: VampQ on Oct 07, 2010; 01:03 AM
Quote from: "Bryan"
*prepares electroshoking thingies*

Someone rub it's hairy chest with gel,I'm gonna zap it.

ROFL

I don't have a hairy chest, i hope it's fine with u.  :P
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Oct 07, 2010; 01:04 AM
Quote from: "VampQ"
Quote from: "Bryan"
*prepares electroshoking thingies*
Someone rub it's hairy chest with gel,I'm gonna zap it.
ROFL
I don't have a hairy chest, i hope it's fine with u.  :P
I think I need to verify that before I comment.....
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 07, 2010; 01:09 AM
Quote from: "VampQ"
Quote from: "Bryan"
*prepares electroshoking thingies*

Someone rub it's hairy chest with gel,I'm gonna zap it.

ROFL

I don't have a hairy chest, i hope it's fine with u.  :P

Why,were you interested in being rubbed with gel and zapped?  :shock:

Quote from: "PeeterMcG"
Quote from: "VampQ"
Quote from: "Bryan"
*prepares electroshoking thingies*
Someone rub it's hairy chest with gel,I'm gonna zap it.
ROFL
I don't have a hairy chest, i hope it's fine with u.  :P
I think I need to verify that before I comment.....

Well,if you'll take my word for it...
Otherwise we'll have to improvise here. :lol:
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Post by: VampQ on Oct 07, 2010; 01:13 AM
Quote from: "PeeterMcG"
Quote from: "VampQ"
Quote from: "Bryan"
*prepares electroshoking thingies*
Someone rub it's hairy chest with gel,I'm gonna zap it.
ROFL
I don't have a hairy chest, i hope it's fine with u.  :P
I think I need to verify that before I comment.....

DO U HAVE DOUBTS?  :shock:   :P

Quote from: "Bryan"
Quote from: "VampQ"
Quote from: "Bryan"
*prepares electroshoking thingies*

Someone rub it's hairy chest with gel,I'm gonna zap it.

ROFL

I don't have a hairy chest, i hope it's fine with u.  :P

Why,were you interested in being rubbed with gel and zapped?  :shock:

Do u really think that I am a normal person?  :lol:

Ps : Many quotes!
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 07, 2010; 01:16 AM
Quote from: "VampQ"
Do u really think that I am a normal person?  :lol:

Right,forget I asked.

On topic.
[attachment=0:77hhh1k7]Ramses_mumy.jpg[/attachment:77hhh1k7]
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Post by: VampQ on Oct 07, 2010; 01:22 AM
Why mummies?
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 07, 2010; 01:35 AM
Well death,necrothread...They do seem to go well together.  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Xeneth on Oct 07, 2010; 02:32 AM
Sooo, Vamp=Kinky? huh. Anyone seen Huk?
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 07, 2010; 03:51 AM
After reading the last few posts my jeans just got tighter  :D  ;)
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Post by: Wildman on Oct 07, 2010; 07:07 AM
I'll reserve my comment, the ole ladys in the room  :?
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 07, 2010; 08:11 AM
What lady's  ;)
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Oct 07, 2010; 09:16 AM
Quote from: "VampQ"
Quote from: "PeeterMcG"
Quote from: "VampQ"
I don't have a hairy chest, i hope it's fine with u.  :P
I think I need to verify that before I comment.....
DO U HAVE DOUBTS?  :shock:   :P
Remember, the degree I just earned is in engineering, so it is now in my nature to confirm things by personal inspection whenever possible... :lol:
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Post by: ZenZombie on Oct 07, 2010; 10:50 AM
Quote from: "PeeterMcG"
Remember, the degree I just earned is in engineering, so it is now in my nature to confirm things by personal inspection whenever possible... :lol:

Don't worry Vamp, he is just being scientifically minded. Remember Peter, all good observation is done repeatedly with documented results and proof. If proof is published it makes it even more legitimate.

For science...
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Post by: pennywise1 on Oct 08, 2010; 02:44 AM
I agree with Zen. This is all done in the name of science.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 08, 2010; 05:29 AM
Quote from: "pennywise1"
I agree with Zen. This is all done in the name of science.

So we need Scientific pictures to be thoroughly examined buy us sciency types  ;)
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Post by: Elyzabeth on Oct 08, 2010; 08:00 AM
Did someone say something about "necroshock therapy"?

I'm thinking if you're dead, it's too late for therapy.
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 14, 2010; 02:18 PM
ARISE!!! lol

Quote from: "Elyzabeth"
I'm thinking if you're dead, it's too late for therapy.

Well in human analogies this thread's "Lazarus gone amok",so you never know  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Wildman on Oct 17, 2010; 03:05 AM
Quote from: "Bryan"
ARISE!!! lol

Quote from: "Elyzabeth"
I'm thinking if you're dead, it's too late for therapy.

Well in human analogies this thread's "Lazarus gone amok",so you never know  :mrgreen:

lol, yeah and "Lazarus gone amok" is an under statement especially with huk and Raw involved  :lol:
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 17, 2010; 04:14 AM
;)
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Post by: NecroVatis on Oct 17, 2010; 10:06 AM
:P
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 17, 2010; 10:36 AM
Just had this sent over.ROFL

[attachment=0:3h5e9dt7]8826635.jpg[/attachment:3h5e9dt7]
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 19, 2010; 06:18 PM
I keep seeing worms  :D
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Post by: Seferoth on Oct 19, 2010; 06:22 PM
Thank you Raw, i have terrible hangover, my head kills me, my stomach spins more like no tomorrow and then i saw that...me-> [smilie=alcoholic.gif]
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 19, 2010; 06:25 PM
:D  :mrgreen:
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Post by: VampQ on Oct 20, 2010; 12:26 AM
How the hell did it go in there?  :shock:
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Post by: Razu on Oct 20, 2010; 12:42 AM
I´m really starting to like this thread <3
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 20, 2010; 03:02 AM
Quote from: "VampQ"
How the hell did it go in there?  :shock:

Maybe she reads too much and the book worm jump out  :)
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Post by: Seferoth on Oct 20, 2010; 07:59 AM
Well i guess Raw found new subject...worms!
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 20, 2010; 08:50 AM
:)
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Post by: Seferoth on Oct 20, 2010; 08:58 AM
Welcome to hellgateaus :mrgreen:
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 20, 2010; 09:10 AM
That should be the background pic  :)
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Post by: pennywise1 on Oct 20, 2010; 06:41 PM
I hope that place is actually called "Rock Creek" and not "Rocky Creek"... Otherwise im taking the first life boat out of Mississippi. >.>
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 07, 2010; 05:14 PM
Guess what all those bits are  :shock:  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Drai on Nov 07, 2010; 11:18 PM
Quote from: "Rawmeat"
Guess what all those bits are  :shock:  :mrgreen:

Indiana Jones re-enactments ?
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Post by: UncleJim on Nov 08, 2010; 12:36 AM
Quote from: "Rawmeat"
Guess what all those bits are  :shock:  :mrgreen:

Some one stepped a little to close to the front of the engine, and thats whats left after they came out the back?

EDIT: Oh Duh I didn't get Drais reference tell I hit submit.
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Post by: Wildman on Nov 08, 2010; 12:42 AM
Quote from: "Rawmeat"
Guess what all those bits are  :shock:  :mrgreen:

Now thats a plane I'll fly on (never leaving the ground)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 08, 2010; 02:21 AM
Plane was full of passengers as well and most watched Poor Engineer

Engineer sucked into engine aftermath - Warning Graphic if you click on the pics

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ae_1273782186 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ae_1273782186)
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Post by: Drai on Nov 08, 2010; 04:10 AM
How many pallbearers will carry the sponge ?
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 08, 2010; 04:45 AM
This could end up in the food thread as meatloaf  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Drai on Nov 08, 2010; 05:40 AM
Quote from: "Rawmeat"
This could end up in the food thread as meatloaf  :mrgreen:

He went through that turbine like a bat out of hell
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 08, 2010; 12:06 PM
:lol:
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Post by: ZenZombie on Nov 08, 2010; 04:51 PM
Quote from: "Drai"
Quote from: "Rawmeat"
This could end up in the food thread as meatloaf  :mrgreen:

He went through that turbine like a bat out of hell

When he said he would do anything for love, he freaking meant it.
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Nov 09, 2010; 06:52 AM
Once we switch to dilithium crystals or matter/anti-matter for propulsion power, we will see a change in engine configuration.
(http://http://www.polls.newsvine.com/_vine/images/users/nws/helenaspopkin/5430323.jpg)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 19, 2010; 03:07 AM
Ah yes Japanese  :)
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Post by: Elyzabeth on Nov 19, 2010; 05:37 AM
For some reason, I find the oddest thing about that picture is the bottle of Johnny Walker Black...

Somehow I would have picked a fruity red wine to go with it.  Perhaps a nice chianti?
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Post by: NecroVatis on Nov 19, 2010; 10:02 PM
Quote from: "Elyzabeth"
For some reason, I find the oddest thing about that picture is the bottle of Johnny Walker Black...

Somehow I would have picked a fruity red wine to go with it.  Perhaps a nice chianti?

Nuh, Johnnie Walker is great for that. It makes such surgeries a lot funnier.

p.s. but me prefers Jack Daniels  :D
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Post by: Wildman on Nov 20, 2010; 08:29 AM
Na, gimy a shot of Crown and a cold ale every time, but the JWB ain't bad ether  :twisted:
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Post by: Bryan on Nov 21, 2010; 02:32 AM
Alcohol and death...let's see here.

Taken straight from wikipedia's article on "Darwin Awards" (whole article here (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_awards),wink wink),quite tragic really.

[...] Each year, one award is selected as being much more "honorable" than the rest, and it is crowned as the "Darwin Award of the Year". In 2007, the winner was "The Enema Within", in which a man died of alcohol poisoning after having two 1.5-litre (0.33 imp gal; 0.40 US gal) bottles of sherry inserted anally. [...]

Liked the color.  :mrgreen:
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Post by: VampQ on Nov 21, 2010; 04:21 PM
Quote from: "Bryan"
[...] Each year, one award is selected as being much more "honorable" than the rest, and it is crowned as the "Darwin Award of the Year". In 2007, the winner was "The Enema Within", in which a man died of alcohol poisoning after having two 1.5-litre (0.33 imp gal; 0.40 US gal) bottles of sherry inserted anally. [...]

I hate you.  [smilie=dash2.gif]
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Post by: Wildman on Nov 22, 2010; 02:06 AM
Quote from: "Bryan"
Alcohol and death...let's see here.

Taken straight from wikipedia's article on "Darwin Awards" (whole article here (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_awards),wink wink),quite tragic really.

[...] Each year, one award is selected as being much more "honorable" than the rest, and it is crowned as the "Darwin Award of the Year". In 2007, the winner was "The Enema Within", in which a man died of alcohol poisoning after having two 1.5-litre (0.33 imp gal; 0.40 US gal) bottles of sherry inserted anally. [...]

People are still using wikipedia? I thought it was as dead as this thread?  :shock:

That guy must not have liked the taste of Sherry.
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Post by: Bryan on Nov 22, 2010; 03:01 AM
Quote from: "Wildman"
People are still using wikipedia? I thought it was as dead as this thread?  :shock:

Gets a "heeeeey...",rise-from-the-dead kinda visit every now and then...Y'know,like this thread  ;)

Quote from: "Wildman"
That guy must not have liked the taste of Sherry.

I can't begin to describe how tempted I was to make a "tastes like ass" pun,with such fitting context and everything :mrgreen:

Still,I can't imagine the kind of dialogue that might've taken place before...that.

"Hey George."
"Hey there Mike."
"Say,could you do me a favor?Jeff came over last night and he brought all this sherry along."
"So,what do you want from me?..."
"Yeah,I'm kinda thinking about anal insertion."

or

"Hey Mike,how's it..."
"Yeah listen,could you shove these up my cornhole real quick?Don't ask."

or

"I'm thinking about suiciding.Would two 1.5-litre bottles of sherry do the job?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about."

And so on and so forth.The possibilities are endless  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Wildman on Nov 22, 2010; 04:01 AM
LOL, yeah I here that, so I'll throw one up.

Hey Mike I found a way to beat the Breathalyzer, I saw it on manswers  :lol:
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Post by: ZenZombie on Nov 22, 2010; 07:23 AM
"Hey man. Need a favor"
"Why are your pants off."
"Like I said. I need a favor"
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Post by: Razu on Nov 22, 2010; 05:50 PM
hmmm, do you think that buddy drink part of that sherry away before he called ambulance?
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 23, 2010; 05:33 PM
Don't you just love it when bulls get some revenge  :D
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Post by: Razu on Nov 23, 2010; 08:15 PM
HEADSHOT!!! That make you HORNy, doesn´t it?
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Post by: Elyzabeth on Dec 10, 2010; 03:23 PM
The necrothread is dead...  How ironic.
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Post by: Drai on Dec 26, 2010; 06:13 AM
Yeah necrothread's are swell , but sometimes you just can't help but get some REAL necro on.
Let the past come back to haunt you.
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Post by: Wildman on Dec 29, 2010; 05:01 PM
Aaahh, you res'ed it too early  ;)
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Post by: thegreatcthulhu on Dec 30, 2010; 04:12 AM
Zzzzzz...
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Post by: Bryan on Jan 05, 2011; 08:52 AM
ARISE MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN,ARISE!!!

I mean,necrothread.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jan 05, 2011; 09:03 AM
:)
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Post by: RazorReaver on Jan 07, 2011; 04:35 AM
want.
[attachment=0:14g1m55j]a85bcbb3-2abd-407e-9c11-75a06d0672f4.jpg[/attachment:14g1m55j]
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Post by: Wildman on Jan 07, 2011; 06:46 AM
Oh now that is just sick...cool...but sick :)
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Post by: RazorReaver on Jan 15, 2011; 04:52 AM
[attachment=0:2jrhgyn7]zombies-vs.jpg[/attachment:2jrhgyn7]
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Post by: Bryan on Jan 18, 2011; 11:36 AM
Already 3 days in (un)deathly slumber,oh I can't take it anymore...

ARISE!!
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Jan 18, 2011; 05:04 PM
Bryan, the thread was merely napping....
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Post by: XerikAngel on Jan 18, 2011; 05:20 PM
Just poke it with a stick...if it's still squishy it's all good.
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Post by: Bryan on Jan 18, 2011; 07:38 PM
Post deleted,bot banned.
Sigh.
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Post by: Bryan on Feb 25, 2011; 01:13 PM
[attachment=0:1xlu3raa]ThreadNecromancer.jpg[/attachment:1xlu3raa]
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Post by: Wildman on Feb 25, 2011; 05:10 PM
:lol: now that was perfect. I even coped it for future necros  :twisted:
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Post by: Rawmeat on Feb 28, 2011; 06:57 AM
Zombies vs super models there is no difference  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Rawmeat on Mar 02, 2011; 02:55 AM
:mrgreen:
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Post by: pennywise1 on Mar 02, 2011; 03:41 PM
Quote from: "Rawmeat"
:mrgreen:
And again...
*refer to tits thread*
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Post by: Bryan on Apr 04, 2011; 01:46 PM
[attachment=0:3f7rp98g]thread_necromancer.png[/attachment:3f7rp98g]
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Post by: Drai on Apr 29, 2011; 09:51 PM
:oops:
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Post by: ElectricMessiah on May 15, 2011; 02:32 PM
Your sick.  Your all sick. We are all sick in the head.  :D

(http://http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/gnphere/Fact/Necrophilia.png)
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Post by: Bryan on May 15, 2011; 02:41 PM
Seeing any creature have sex with it's food never ceased to amaze me  :lol:
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Post by: PeeterMcG on May 15, 2011; 11:58 PM
Quote from: "Bryan"
Seeing any creature have sex with it's food never ceased to amaze me  :lol:
Good thing you never went to Jeffrey Daumer's house....
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Post by: thumper on May 16, 2011; 04:11 AM
What did Jefferey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

"You gonna finish that?"

 :mrgreen:
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Post by: PeeterMcG on May 16, 2011; 07:14 AM
I quit playing poker with him after he put in a hand....last I heard he had wanted a bigger apartment for more elbow room.
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Post by: Drai on May 19, 2011; 08:00 PM
:mrgreen:

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1303/ (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1303/)
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Post by: ZenZombie on May 19, 2011; 10:34 PM
The biggest necro of all. Hellgate london. Dies 4 years ago, comes back to life....
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Post by: Drai on May 20, 2011; 07:23 PM
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
The biggest necro of all. Hellgate london. Dies 4 years ago, comes back to life....

QFT
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Post by: thumper on May 22, 2011; 02:06 AM
Quote from: "Drai"
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
The biggest necro of all. Hellgate london. Dies 4 years ago, comes back to life....

QFT

T'was never dead, merely sleeping.... 8-)
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Post by: pennywise1 on May 28, 2011; 03:11 AM
Quote from: "thumper"
Quote from: "Drai"
Quote from: "ZenZombie"
The biggest necro of all. Hellgate london. Dies 4 years ago, comes back to life....

QFT

T'was never dead, merely sleeping.... 8-)

So... What your saying is... It's Cthulhu? O.o
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Post by: Bryan on May 28, 2011; 02:40 PM
Quote from: "pennywise1"
So... What your saying is... It's Cthulhu? O.o

Cthulhu and the Hellgate are interwoven in such manners us mortals cannot begin to comprehend...  :twisted:
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Post by: PeeterMcG on May 28, 2011; 03:42 PM
Quote from: "Bryan"
Quote from: "pennywise1"
So... What your saying is... It's Cthulhu? O.o
Cthulhu and the Hellgate are interwoven in such manners us mortals cannot begin to comprehend...  :twisted:
Sure we can.
Cthulhu is a perv.
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Post by: Bryan on May 28, 2011; 05:09 PM
Quote from: "PeeterMcG"
Quote from: "Bryan"
Quote from: "pennywise1"
So... What your saying is... It's Cthulhu? O.o
Cthulhu and the Hellgate are interwoven in such manners us mortals cannot begin to comprehend...  :twisted:
Sure we can.
Cthulhu is a perv.
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: Rawmeat on May 29, 2011; 05:07 AM
This has turned into the fluffy bunny thread  :x
(http://http://www.gamezilla.ca/wp-content/forum-image-uploads/neolives/Thread-Necro.jpg)
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Sep 14, 2011; 09:53 PM
some retro car i've seen recently near ma home (http://vkontakte.ru/id18477685?z=photo18477685_268817712%2Fphotos18477685)

btw, how to distinguish necromancer from necrophilist?
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 15, 2011; 03:32 AM
btw, how to distinguish necromancer from necrophilist?
The necrophilist is tender and full of love,whereas the necromancer is strictly a professional. 8)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 15, 2011; 04:04 AM
 ;D
(http://wtfcontent.com/img/131004180447.jpg)
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Sep 15, 2011; 07:07 AM
btw, how to distinguish necromancer from necrophilist?
The necrophilist is tender and full of love,whereas the necromancer is strictly a professional. 8)
Hmmm.
Figured you would have described the necrophilist as being hard and trying to fill another with his love....
<shrug>
Shows how little I know on the matter.
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 15, 2011; 07:23 AM
I'll have you know most necrophiliacs are in fact highly emotional and sensitive people.Hopeless romantics,one would say.
Unlike their...partners,who are usually rather inexpressive.

On that matter.When a necrophiliac first hears the part of the vows about death doing them part,do you think they make a perverted smile?
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Post by: VampQ on Sep 15, 2011; 11:15 AM
Where is huk? I missed him and his strange humor! :P
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Post by: Wildman on Sep 15, 2011; 11:37 PM
I don't think he knows where he is  :o But yeah his most times sick humor, made for a good laugh.
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Post by: Bryan on Sep 15, 2011; 11:55 PM
Well quite a few people have disappeared over time,no? :-\
Here's hoping they'll make a flashy comeback at some point,with stories of flaming romance,unrivaled chivalry and intense necrophilia to share.Just to stay on topic.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 16, 2011; 05:07 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmm necrophilia crack open a cold one  ;)

APB on huk
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Post by: huk on Oct 06, 2011; 07:27 PM
he dieded. horrible accident. closed coffin. etc
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Post by: VampQ on Oct 13, 2011; 03:01 PM
 :o
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Post by: pennywise1 on Oct 13, 2011; 09:05 PM
:o

Yeah... Was there for that... Would have stayed longer but when the car full of clowns showed up it was time for me to leave... Cant be seen with my own kind you know... They give me a bad name >.>
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 14, 2011; 01:14 AM
I...believe we've missed a chance to meet then. 8)
Though I recently got my driver's licence so I won't have to call these guys to give me lifts anymore.Kind of gives them room to call on favors,and they do have a  CGI chihuahuas fetish,so yeah...

True story,except for the lies.
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Oct 14, 2011; 01:27 AM
Uplifting picture of the day:
(http://bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/spiders.jpg)
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Post by: Wildman on Oct 15, 2011; 04:14 AM
LOL, see ya penny and look out for that low hanging door  ;D
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Post by: huk on Oct 17, 2011; 01:46 AM
this one is for raw <3
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Post by: VampQ on Oct 17, 2011; 05:37 PM
 :o ::) oh god...it's surely him...huuuuuuk!!!!!! <333333333333333
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Oct 17, 2011; 07:54 PM
:o ::) oh god...it's surely him...huuuuuuk!!!!!! <333333333333333
LOL

Too true.
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Post by: huk on Oct 18, 2011; 10:19 AM
how can you tell? o.o
but eh.. it is true.
have been taken a time-out from these forums... for certain reasons.

wanted to come back a couple months ago, but since my old account didn't make it through the transition, i was like: meh, screw this. but for reasons unknown i am back.
so... hi. its nice to *see* familiar *faces* again :D
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 18, 2011; 02:39 PM
Well welcome back either way,it's good to have you back  :)
And yes,we have retained our love for needless emoticons.Though the beer one is gone,to our mild disappointment.
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Post by: Wildman on Oct 18, 2011; 10:02 PM
Cheers huk, and it's good to see ya back.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 21, 2011; 05:26 PM
this one is for raw <3

Fucking Awesome my body my body i cant feel my body  ;D
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Post by: huk on Oct 22, 2011; 03:35 PM
i kinda doubt that this dude can still comment on that picture in any way...

you all seen them raging gaddaffi fans?^^
http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/news/cellphone-video-claiming-to-show-gaddafi-moments-after-his-death/214235
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Post by: huk on Oct 22, 2011; 03:55 PM
i am craving for salami right now
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Post by: Drai on Oct 26, 2011; 02:02 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Post by: Bryan on Oct 26, 2011; 02:28 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Post by: Wildman on Oct 26, 2011; 06:58 AM
I dont know which is worse the fingers or the cat  ;D
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Post by: hukhuk on Oct 26, 2011; 03:04 PM
do a barrel roll
Title: Who doesn't love horses ?
Post by: Drai on Oct 31, 2011; 09:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PRZzJ.jpg)
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Oct 31, 2011; 09:36 PM
they're holding heart in their hands, aren't they?

btw where do u ppl finding images like those ??? ??? ???
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 01, 2011; 12:35 PM
Damn i am horny now  ;)
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Post by: Drai on Nov 01, 2011; 08:05 PM
Damn i am horny now  ;)

REALLY!? She's still breathing... you've really let your standards go in your old age man.
(http://www.annaraccoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Disappointment.jpg)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 02, 2011; 12:27 PM
Self Portraits again  :o
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Post by: hukhuk on Nov 02, 2011; 09:16 PM
dude show pics of the afterbirth :D
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Post by: Bryan on Nov 03, 2011; 12:07 AM
Talk about a pun elevating a lulzi pic to a whole new level xD
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 06, 2011; 05:53 AM
dude show pics of the afterbirth :D

 ;D
(http://www.thewigmall.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lady-gaga-two-toned-wigs-1.jpg)
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Post by: hukhuk on Nov 06, 2011; 01:28 PM
OH MY GOD ITS HORRIBLE ! BLERGH
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Post by: VampQ on Nov 06, 2011; 04:15 PM
brb. Going to throw up.
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Post by: Wildman on Nov 07, 2011; 06:05 AM
AAHH, MY EYES, where is the bleach
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Post by: zart on Feb 18, 2012; 09:37 AM
In honor of this forum being so dead....


rise Rise Necrothread! RISE! May Nagahaku GIVE... IT... UP!


been playing the latest sexy acronym KoAR. SP love (adsehteB). Also... BOOTY FREE with female avatar.  :P

Still no true replacement for hgl 2012. :-[
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Post by: Bryan on Feb 18, 2012; 10:44 AM
Epic necromancy is epic! :D

+karma for you,just because the decay of the legendary rotting thread offended my tender nostrils once more!

lol i need a coffee
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Post by: thegreatcthulhu on Feb 19, 2012; 04:24 AM
In honor of this forum being so dead....



Cthulhu has been contemplating locking the forums up...   ::)
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Post by: Wildman on Feb 19, 2012; 04:45 AM
In honor of this forum being so dead....



Cthulhu has been contemplating locking the forums up...   ::)

Ah, Cthulhu is being a meany  ;)
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Post by: zart on Feb 19, 2012; 05:41 AM
In honor of this forum being so dead....



Cthulhu has been contemplating locking the forums up...   ::)

This is such a smashing place to gaze into the abyss, why would you want to do that?   :o
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Post by: pennywise1 on Feb 25, 2012; 07:10 AM
In honor of this forum being so dead....



Cthulhu has been contemplating locking the forums up...   ::)

If you strike us down now we shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine!

Oh and *cough* I summon you oh dark necrothread!
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Post by: Wildman on Feb 25, 2012; 10:08 AM
Oh my demons, penny posted something  ;)

Where you been dude?
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Post by: pennywise1 on Feb 25, 2012; 07:49 PM
Oh my demons, penny posted something  ;)

Where you been dude?

Around. Watch you guys from the dark at this point. (cause I know how that scares the crap out of Peter)
Usually either working or at my gfs house so not a whole lot of "me" time. Hope I can fix that soon lol.
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Post by: hukhuk on Feb 26, 2012; 09:09 PM
not the pennywise we deserve but the pennywise we need errgh

or how ever that gay cowboy movie line went.


*chewing beef jerky*
im feeling kinda jerky. brb. jerking.
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Post by: pennywise1 on Feb 28, 2012; 11:41 PM
not the pennywise we deserve but the pennywise we need errgh

or how ever that gay cowboy movie line went.


*chewing beef jerky*
im feeling kinda jerky. brb. jerking.

I see the "smite" button and it makes me smile... Then I become sad because I know it only happens in the forums.  ;)
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Post by: Drai on Mar 29, 2012; 10:25 PM
So I was playing Hellgate: Global..

Just kidding, you got me.  :-\
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Post by: zart on Mar 30, 2012; 12:48 AM
So I was playing Hellgate: Global..

Just kidding, you got me.  :-\

1 month. Nice necro!
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Post by: Rawmeat on Apr 14, 2012; 03:47 AM
Show us your necros
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Post by: thegreatcthulhu on Apr 14, 2012; 06:42 AM
Show us your necros

NO
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 14, 2012; 01:48 PM
yes.
do it. DONT BE A CHICKEN!



mhm. hungry.someone fry me some chick(en)

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Post by: Rawmeat on Apr 14, 2012; 04:21 PM
Still a bit of nip to suck on  ;)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Apr 27, 2012; 03:31 AM
I think his toothpick is a bit to big  :D
(http://20104.swagster.com/swagster/20104/images/960b96_Pole_through_face_piercing.jpg)
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on May 22, 2012; 10:25 PM
so little blood..  :-\ :-\ :-\
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Post by: hukhuk on May 23, 2012; 01:56 AM
and so few teeth :D
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Post by: Bryan on May 23, 2012; 02:54 AM
But so much vigor and will to share the awesome experience.
Well,maybe not vigor.
But the sharing bit is there.
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Post by: hukhuk on May 23, 2012; 12:21 PM
i am sure that next time he will choose the correct sized toothpick.
and with now less vigor he is also less likely to ram it through his neck accidentally.

and now for something completely different
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Post by: Rawmeat on May 23, 2012; 07:05 PM
 :o
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Post by: Rawmeat on May 29, 2012; 07:40 PM
 ;)
(http://20104.swagster.com/swagster/20104/images/393f2e_Get_well_deer_balloon.jpg)
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Post by: hukhuk on May 29, 2012; 08:24 PM
mhm venison




...or, if its still (or again) warm - BESTIALITY TAIM
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Post by: RedChaos on May 30, 2012; 02:13 PM
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html
just thought I would toss this in here....and run.
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Post by: Rawmeat on May 30, 2012; 03:30 PM
The ZOMBIE Apocalypse has begun  ;D

I have the pictures but i would probably get a smack for posing them   :(
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Post by: Bryan on May 30, 2012; 04:33 PM
I have the pictures but i would probably get a smack for posing them   :(

*stares at Huk's previous picture*
I swear,I'd prefer half-eaten faces over trannie ding ding dongs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmc) any day.
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Post by: Rawmeat on May 30, 2012; 06:07 PM
 :o
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Post by: Bryan on May 30, 2012; 06:15 PM
...
I wish to retract my previous statement.
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Post by: Rawmeat on May 30, 2012; 06:26 PM
 :-X Fixed
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0MJqnlFwHa8/TkzFuZ8qX2I/AAAAAAAAA_g/3ICFA6UzckI/s1600/cute+bunny+015.jpg)
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Post by: hukhuk on May 31, 2012; 03:29 AM
i have a cool vid of a two mexicans, more mexicans from a different drug cartel, a knife and a chainsaw. want to see?

or do you prefer cute little bunnehs?
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Post by: Rawmeat on May 31, 2012; 03:41 AM
Seen them and the one where the chainsaw runs out of fuel half way through  >:(
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Post by: hukhuk on May 31, 2012; 01:37 PM
dude. they need all the monies they make for tequila and ammo.
and since gas is expensive... and, you know, chainsaws dont run on drugs... yeah. forgivable oversight.
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Post by: Wildman on Jun 03, 2012; 07:21 AM
It has just been confirmed.

The national psychiatric association has found that “hukhuk” and “Rawmeat” are losing it. Due to their posting of bunnies, not zombie bunnies, or bunnies with chainsaws, but cute little bunnies. Treatment and straight-jackets forth coming (hopefully for all of us) :P.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jun 03, 2012; 09:02 AM
 :D
(http://www.geoffcordner.net/blog/images/bunny01.jpg)
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Post by: hukhuk on Jun 03, 2012; 09:08 AM
tits
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jun 03, 2012; 11:14 AM
 ;D
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Post by: VampQ on Jun 07, 2012; 04:27 PM
Emo bunny
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Post by: Bryan on Jun 07, 2012; 04:31 PM
And back on track  8)
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Post by: VampQ on Jun 07, 2012; 04:34 PM
They did it!
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Post by: hukhuk on Jun 07, 2012; 06:03 PM
beware: teh killer bunneh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg)
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Post by: hukhuk on Jun 20, 2012; 08:28 PM
monkey power (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d7c_1339438064)
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Post by: VampQ on Jun 20, 2012; 09:01 PM
hmmm it looks yummy
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Post by: hukhuk on Jun 21, 2012; 02:10 PM
the best thing about eating it that way is you dont even need ketchup.


AND STOP UPVOTING ME
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Post by: pennywise1 on Jun 21, 2012; 03:57 PM
the best thing about eating it that way is you dont even need ketchup.


AND STOP UPVOTING ME

*upvotes Huk*
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Post by: hukhuk on Jun 21, 2012; 07:31 PM
prick :p
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Post by: VampQ on Jun 22, 2012; 12:30 AM
AND STOP UPVOTING ME

No.
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Post by: VampQ on Jun 22, 2012; 12:31 AM
And the truth is that the last time I applauded u i got u down at 65517  :o
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Post by: Bryan on Jun 22, 2012; 12:50 AM
AND STOP UPVOTING ME

No.
Let me just point out you were downvoted just now :P
And thus,the karma wars began...
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Post by: hukhuk on Jun 22, 2012; 07:05 PM
appreciate it ^^

BTT:
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Jun 30, 2012; 08:57 PM
stay awhile and necro

(http://antikrish666.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/death-of-cain.jpg)
now that's a sacrilege on my part, isn't it?
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Post by: hukhuk on Jul 01, 2012; 12:34 AM
this is not appropriate for this thread.
on the other hand we dont have a disney thread, so... just leave it here i guess.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jul 01, 2012; 03:50 AM
appreciate it ^^

BTT:

Thats just gay  ;D
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Post by: hukhuk on Jul 01, 2012; 12:12 PM
what.... you dont like hard, long, inanimate objects violently shoved up your ass until you bleed uncontrollably?
no reason to call it gay.




...wait what
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Post by: Bryan on Jul 01, 2012; 01:09 PM
Ah I see what you did there  8)

Reminds me of that one dialog,where one guy says
Quote from: Random guy 1
Quiet you fool!Do you want the aliens to probe your anus?
and the other guy replies in a smexy voice
Quote from: Random guy 2
...maybe.
Cracked me up. (pun halfway intended)

...you don't think aliens probe anuses in that manner do you?Just impaling people on fences?
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jul 01, 2012; 02:20 PM
 :D
(http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/d/dd/CartmanGetsanAnalProbe21.gif)
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Post by: pennywise1 on Sep 20, 2012; 09:44 PM
Arise!... I said arise damn you... *starts kicking thread*

There we go. Sup everyone?  8)
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 20, 2012; 09:52 PM
who'reyouthen
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Nov 13, 2012; 07:48 PM
is this thread dead enough to get necro'd?
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Post by: Bryan on Nov 13, 2012; 08:28 PM
Too soon!

It doesn't even smell corpsey enough yet.
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Nov 13, 2012; 08:43 PM
but the necrobear is already here!
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Post by: hukhuk on Nov 13, 2012; 11:29 PM
GAH dont make it worse by posting MORE

lurking is the way to go.
until the age of brain is upon us. braaaiiiinns
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Post by: hukhuk on Nov 13, 2012; 11:29 PM
shut up huk
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Post by: hukhuk on Nov 13, 2012; 11:30 PM
NO YOU SHUT UP FAGGOT
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Post by: hukhuk on Nov 13, 2012; 11:30 PM
...wait what¿



ah fuck
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 14, 2012; 02:52 AM
 :o
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Nov 14, 2012; 12:46 PM
99% of other threads is more dead than this one. we should move onto one of those insted.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 18, 2012; 03:07 PM
 ???
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/13249360.jpg)
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Nov 18, 2012; 05:30 PM
i think necrophiliac wouldn't do much harm to a zombie, but on the other hand... well, a man will pay for fun with his brains. IF he will be fast enough to make his business in a first place.
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Post by: Drai on Dec 06, 2012; 03:10 PM
Yar it's nice and gamey in here !
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Dec 06, 2012; 04:13 PM
definitely there was more posts... because usually i don't respond on smileys in complex sentences
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Post by: Rawmeat on Dec 07, 2012; 05:23 PM
 ??? :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( 8) ??? ::) :P :-X :-\ :-* :'(
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Dec 07, 2012; 06:41 PM
i can think of more appropriate thread for this kind of conversation -> drunk-posts-only!!!!!1111eleventyone (http://www.hellgateaus.info/forum/talk/drunk-posts-only!!!!!1111-eleventyone)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Dec 08, 2012; 02:28 AM
 ;D
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h122/NECRO77777/sse3.jpg)
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Post by: RedChaos on Dec 09, 2012; 12:35 PM
GameFAQs pole of the day:
Do you worry that a zombie outbreak might actually happen someday?

My vote:
Kind of, though I don't really think it will happen.

Zombies scare me. Vampires , Ghouls , and such I can deal with. Just promise to feed them my brother and , while they are dining down , RUN. Can't talk a zombie out of eating you though.

=====
Seriously , why is that pole even there......What do they know that I don't.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Dec 09, 2012; 05:48 PM
I hope so  8)
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Post by: thegreatcthulhu on Dec 10, 2012; 03:33 AM
GameFAQs pole of the day:
Do you worry that a zombie outbreak might actually happen someday?

My vote:
Kind of, though I don't really think it will happen.

Zombies scare me. Vampires , Ghouls , and such I can deal with. Just promise to feed them my brother and , while they are dining down , RUN. Can't talk a zombie out of eating you though.

=====
Seriously , why is that pole even there......What do they know that I don't.

I answered it with the bottom choice. :-/

"No, and I'm amazed people could take it seriously"
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Post by: RedChaos on Dec 10, 2012; 10:17 AM
I hope so  8)

Me too. they may be scary.....doesn't mean I don't hope for zombies though. Just as long as a its a fantasy cause and not a sci-fi cause......

I answered it with the bottom choice. :-/

"No, and I'm amazed people could take it seriously"

They really didn't offer enough options on that poll.
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Post by: thegreatcthulhu on Dec 11, 2012; 05:23 AM


Me too. they may be scary.....doesn't mean I don't hope for zombies though. Just as long as a its a fantasy cause and not a sci-fi cause......



I.E. Hellgates opening up and undead summoners with gigantic, misshapen heads start summoning said zombies?
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Post by: RedChaos on Dec 11, 2012; 08:51 AM
I.E. Hellgates opening up and undead summoners with gigantic, misshapen heads start summoning said zombies?

That would do. Has all the requisites I am looking for. Magic , Undead, Force of extreme evil to fight. Yada , yada , yada.

=========

Though I was thinking more that magic re-emerges in the world. Allowing for both the forces of good and evil to effect it directly. It would start with a Evil force spreading across the land. Then possessing corpses of once intelligent sentient beings and animating them. It would also take over individuals with a more evil bent...or at least lend them power.

The only way to put the zombies down would be to completely destroy them.  Preferably down to ash. Otherwise they will just keep coming and coming. Till they destroy every living thing.

The force of good wouldn't so much be a outside force as a inside force. Think of the force of evil as all the hideous wounds ever dealt and good as the force inside us that causes us to protect others. It would manifest itself as the ability to heal the living and directly harm anything evil.

Magic is just that , Magic. It lets us remold reality with our minds alone. Which is why the force of evil and the force of good can now manifest.


============

Edit:
Just noticed you meant that as a poll option. Lost track. Sorry.

That or "I find them scary. Yet really hopes it happens some day. Even though I doubt it will."
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Post by: hukhuk on Dec 27, 2012; 07:59 PM
what it with all the talky going on here?

shame on you!


BTT:


i was going to post a dead kitty picture, but that stuff is too gross for me to stomach.
something more aesthetically pleasing instead:

(http://static.ibnlive.in.com/ibnlive/pix/sitepix/04_2007/croc1.jpg)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jan 11, 2013; 02:42 PM
Thats handy  ;D
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Jan 11, 2013; 04:11 PM
"Can you give me a hand?"
"Sure, whatcha need?"
"Lunch."
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Jan 25, 2013; 11:11 PM
Two weeks in the grave, time for necrothread to arise.
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Post by: thegreatcthulhu on Jan 26, 2013; 08:16 PM
For some reason or another, I didn't read the pun you posted prior to your last post. Heh.
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Feb 03, 2013; 09:11 PM
Wakey wakey, necrothread.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Feb 04, 2013; 02:21 AM
 :)

(http://static.tumblr.com/vmul5li/pJHlolyo6/happytreefriends10uv.png)
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Feb 14, 2013; 06:58 AM
Wakey wakey
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Mar 03, 2013; 10:51 PM
Two week wake up call.
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Post by: Warmark on Mar 06, 2013; 05:17 AM
Wow I just necroed myself, haven't been around here for quite a long time.

Good to see one of my favorite authors still here, how are you doing PeeterM?

Got to try that new Revival 1.5b1 patch, looks interesting.
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Mar 07, 2013; 01:47 AM
Good to see one of my favorite authors still here, how are you doing PeeterM?
Good to see you darkening the doorways again.
I am doing well thank you, and yourself?
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Post by: Rawmeat on Mar 11, 2013; 05:56 PM
(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/d/d4/Beaker_and_Wacky_WallWalkers.jpg)
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Mar 11, 2013; 08:27 PM
MAMA!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op7jk_mL30w
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Post by: Rawmeat on Mar 12, 2013; 01:47 AM
 :o (http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/059/1/4/Bleeding_ear_boy_by_Obersten.jpg#bleeding%20ear)
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 13, 2013; 06:20 PM
"that really is not cool" (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=929_1206451718)
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Post by: pennywise1 on Mar 16, 2013; 07:11 AM
*random flailing and head smashing*
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Post by: Rawmeat on Mar 16, 2013; 08:54 AM
Forgot his training wheels  :D
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 16, 2013; 10:44 PM
bzzzt brzzzzttt (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc0_1243424473)
yesyes its old. but still funny :D
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Mar 17, 2013; 12:57 AM
bzzzt brzzzzttt (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc0_1243424473)
yesyes its old. but still funny :D
Can't decide which words best describes it: shocking or electrifying.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Mar 17, 2013; 01:32 AM
For some reason i feel like Indian food now
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 17, 2013; 07:52 PM
Can't decide which words best describes it: shocking or electrifying.
tickling?
mhm i could go for some lamb right now :O
or chicken. or something that at least tastes like chicken.
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Post by: ZenZombie on Mar 21, 2013; 02:00 AM
SUCK MY MEAT STICK!
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Post by: Rawmeat on Mar 23, 2013; 05:31 AM
 8)
(http://www.phido.org/gallery/necro/tounge.JPG)
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 23, 2013; 02:34 PM
did he survive? that OR does not look very sterile -.-
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Mar 23, 2013; 06:44 PM
necrothread needs zombie spiders

(http://insidiousclothing.com/lolspiders/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/zombie_spider.jpg)
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 23, 2013; 10:51 PM
all i am able to contribute is happyspider :C
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 28, 2013; 09:40 AM
came across an entertaining, hilarious video. thought i'd share
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=45a_1364000203
and once more, *.gif because lol
http://imgur.com/I9wPpmk
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Post by: Rawmeat on Mar 28, 2013; 04:11 PM
Oh Dear
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Mar 28, 2013; 05:35 PM
I can tell you the last thing that went through its mind.....
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 28, 2013; 07:45 PM
I can tell you the last thing that went through its mind.....
"shit i left the oven on"
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Post by: VampQ on Mar 28, 2013; 08:23 PM
Maybe you'll think that I'm stupid, but I loled at 00:39. Just look at its eyes.
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 29, 2013; 11:04 AM
i would say that this is a perfectly normal reaction? i was chuckling for a good half a minute.
then again, idk, i don't even have friends.
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Post by: VampQ on Mar 30, 2013; 01:11 AM
You made me feel better knowing I'm not the only one, thank you. <3
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 30, 2013; 12:46 PM
you can always marry me once you are are done with this brüyan guy(he's gay).



and buy me a fucking new keyboard as wedding gift.
oh my god all the time spent on spell correction could be behind me!
i mean there is kinda snackbar song in the background but it would be fitttttting (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7af_1358294537) our wedddding right? haha ol
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 30, 2013; 12:57 PM
one emor think ilieke  -       anal an d loud musiks ! also  mjy hoppy is correcting spelcheckers.
i sink we aer maed for eat other! just say thhe worde and id can eat you. litraly and all. it'll be liek chickn and all!
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 30, 2013; 01:09 PM
fkuc i ndee to renable my autospell NAZI again.

HEIL HITLER!

 
ah - there we go!


join the futur with chrom spelllllchekrs!! (http://www.oldapps.com/aim.php)
you will allso need aim to msg me!
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 30, 2013; 01:19 PM
one more thing - i hafve an adddict to workout, so iam realy buff.see here : [url][url]nicolas peag[/url! http://uk.web.img2.acsta.net/r_640_600/b_1_d6d6d6/medias/nmedia/18/35/51/53/18834333.jpg
their you goe's autospellcoreckt! heil hiler!
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 30, 2013; 01:20 PM
ever thing works. i am agod.
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 30, 2013; 01:34 PM
HEIL HITLER!
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Post by: thegreatcthulhu on Mar 30, 2013; 10:55 PM
Move... zig.
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 31, 2013; 12:47 AM
i also need admin rights for my transformation into TURBOHUK
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Post by: Bryan on Mar 31, 2013; 03:24 AM
you can always marry me once you are are done with this brüyan guy(he's gay).
+100 karma for that part,and I know how much you like it  8)
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 02, 2013; 01:02 AM
i hate you >:U

btw still waiting for my mod rights.
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 02, 2013; 03:12 PM
i finally managed to gross everyone away?
success!
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Post by: VampQ on Apr 02, 2013; 11:08 PM
Bryan is gay and he's cheating on me with NecroVatis.
Tell me time and place huk, we're getting married <3
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Post by: Bryan on Apr 02, 2013; 11:14 PM
Necro lover!...just had to throw that one out there.

So,as long as we're talking about someone whose name contains "necro",we're still on topic?
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 03, 2013; 02:11 PM
you are breaking my subwoofer guys.
:C really, my ears hurt so much...



honestly, i have never encountered anything like rusko (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtMlB-BEMso)
or
modestep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOdixpe03LI)
 (on volume 10 and beyond. ground's shaking)

i am sorry for the modestep youtube link. its. aweful.



my ears hurt.




god make it stop


















MORE
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 03, 2013; 02:31 PM
honestly guys, go buy modestep's (http://www.modestep.com/news/post/evolution-theory-our-debut-album/) album. it is worth it.

if you want to put some stress on your bass: this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LYI79tRUF8) works too.


just listen to all the tracks with standard bass.  (if that is not shaking your apartment already go get better speakers.)
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 03, 2013; 02:45 PM
so, after all the sexy loud tiems vamp - next tuesday?
maybe like after 4 pm. when all the kids are gone?


then we can have sexytiems.
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 03, 2013; 02:52 PM
heil hitler?
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Apr 04, 2013; 04:39 AM
The room in which I have my main sound system is not large enough for the 12" subs to fully develop, so only using the 10" powered sub.
Enough to rattle rattle the windows and dislodge shingles from the roof.
Are you satisfied with that, huk?
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 05, 2013; 07:55 AM
uhhm i'm gonna have to say yes.
after the police came by to .... talk - i am strangely okay with ... quietness.
i think.


goddammit.



vamp, tuesday, 4:18 pm.
meet me behind the train station.







bring 3 shakeweights.
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 05, 2013; 10:14 PM
SOMETHING IS WRONG!
BETTER JUMP IT OFF! (http://i.imgur.com/m6gTLRO.gif)

a post on topic. omg.
don't click if weak stomach. or overly attached to zebras.
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Apr 07, 2013; 06:27 AM
don't click if weak stomach. or overly attached to zebras.
SOMETHING was "overly attached to zebras"....
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Post by: RedChaos on Apr 07, 2013; 07:24 AM
Watched Evil Dead on Friday. It was interesting. Very gruesome and with a good story line.
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 07, 2013; 12:25 PM
don't click if weak stomach. or overly attached to zebras.
SOMETHING was "overly attached to zebras"....
oh i see what yo did there *way to long and creepy awkward smile*
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 07, 2013; 12:27 PM
Watched Evil Dead on Friday. It was interesting. Very gruesome and with a good story line.
the new one? if so....  imagundisembowelu.
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Post by: RedChaos on Apr 07, 2013; 04:41 PM
Watched Evil Dead on Friday. It was interesting. Very gruesome and with a good story line.
the new one? if so....  imagundisembowelu.

Yeah, The newest one.

Just a warning , there is stuff after and during the credits. So if you are a completionist you will want to watch those.
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 07, 2013; 06:52 PM
thank you. if i watch a movie i usually watch its credits too. especially in a theater.





just... i couldn't watch a evil dead reboot in a theater.... ever.





ever.




bruce won.
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Post by: pennywise1 on Apr 07, 2013; 11:54 PM
From my understanding he is in the movie for a few seconds at least.
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Apr 08, 2013; 08:00 AM
Shop smart.  Shop S-Mart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFriRcIwqNU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFriRcIwqNU)
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Post by: RedChaos on Apr 08, 2013; 10:50 AM
From my understanding he is in the movie for a few seconds at least.

He is also had a pretty major role in the making of the movie.

Heard there was absolutely no CGI used in the film. Not for sure if this is true. Looked certainly possible though.
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Post by: thumper on Apr 08, 2013; 05:16 PM
My youngest daughter went to see this the other night, her idea of a good movie usually includes either masked chainsaw wielding maniacs or zombies feasting on entrails. Preferably both.

She told me it was almost too visceral for her... which means it must be "Spartacus" over the top style gore.

My personal opinion is that the Evil Dead series should NOT be remade as they are classics for all the right reasons, including Bruce. Having said that, it did get decent reviews and if you haven't had the opportunity to see the originals it's probably okay. I read that they even included the hyper-speed camera POV through the woods as a shout-out to ED1.

"Who's laughing now???!!!???"
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Post by: Rawmeat on Apr 09, 2013; 10:16 AM
The first Evil Dead was great haven't seen the new one yet usually remakes suck
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 19, 2013; 01:06 PM
it's been ten days, guys. ten days.
time for a little ... bullslaughtering?
1:35 onwards -> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cc5_1366061015

heh cunt deserved that.
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 22, 2013; 11:51 PM
more prrrfffzzt (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc5_1312420246)
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 24, 2013; 09:18 PM
just, you know, a picture.
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 24, 2013; 09:56 PM
aaaand another one. (http://i.imgur.com/Bvdw0ty.jpg)
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Post by: PeeterMcG on May 05, 2013; 04:23 AM
Arise
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Post by: pennywise1 on May 06, 2013; 01:11 AM
Arise
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Post by: hukhuk on May 10, 2013; 04:29 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c6d_1365791144
video 2 shows some impressive medical expertise and noteworthy empathy.
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Post by: Rawmeat on May 12, 2013; 11:10 AM
The original Face Off  ;D
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Post by: hukhuk on May 12, 2013; 05:39 PM
badumm-tiss

everyone raid this thread (http://www.hellgateaus.info/forum/talk/drunk-posts-only!!!!!1111-eleventyone/msg51808/#new)
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Post by: hukhuk on May 22, 2013; 07:49 PM
its been 10 days. starting to smell in here.


on topic:
VIDEO GAMES TOLD ME THIS IS DEADLY (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e6e_1368578822)  >:C
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jun 05, 2013; 02:23 PM
 ;)
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Post by: hukhuk on Jun 21, 2013; 03:55 PM
another 16 days. you guys disappoint me.

here, snakehead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=SAQPZaFH3QY
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jun 21, 2013; 05:31 PM
 :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ5lhIZd22I
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Post by: hukhuk on Jun 22, 2013; 03:21 PM
have a mango (worm).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNYx4BjUHqg
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Post by: pennywise1 on Jun 28, 2013; 05:58 AM
I hate coming back here and the first video I see is of a spider...
It's like a "Hey this will keep Pennywise away for sure!" type thing or something.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jun 29, 2013; 04:35 AM
 :D ;D
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Post by: Drai on Jun 29, 2013; 07:35 PM
I hate coming back here and the first video I see is of a spider...
It's like a "Hey this will keep Pennywise away for sure!" type thing or something.

We're just trying to help you overcome your phobia through densensitisation... one necropost at a time.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jul 03, 2013; 03:51 AM
 ;D true
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Jul 03, 2013; 05:02 AM
werd
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jul 03, 2013; 01:33 PM
Number
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Post by: hukhuk on Jul 07, 2013; 07:58 PM
tits.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jul 09, 2013; 06:08 AM
Vagina
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Post by: hukhuk on Jul 09, 2013; 11:11 AM
shittingdicknipples
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jul 09, 2013; 11:49 AM
Curried Pus Balls
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Jul 11, 2013; 06:08 AM
Roseanne Barr navel lint
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jul 13, 2013; 03:55 AM
Thats Disgusting
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Jul 13, 2013; 04:11 AM
I thought "disgusting" was Rosie O'Donnell toe jamb
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jul 13, 2013; 09:45 AM
No just kill it with fire  ;D
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Post by: hukhuk on Jul 15, 2013; 10:01 PM
random ass. i justify posting this with.. boners. i mean bones. anatomy and shit.
http://imgur.com/gallery/L8xMq
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Post by: hukhuk on Jul 15, 2013; 10:04 PM
aaand one thing naturally leads to the next..
we had ass, now we need tits.
http://i.imgur.com/Hv25Ll.gif
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Post by: Bryan on Jul 16, 2013; 01:41 PM
Ass or gtfo.
Inverting internet ethics,right there.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jul 22, 2013; 03:59 AM
 :)
(http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2013/07/45895219acb018132dc2b64fc98bb.gif)
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Post by: KelticRaven on Aug 24, 2013; 10:01 PM
"Picks up his Holy Symbol of Mystra and summons forth the energy of the Weave.. Holding his Holy Symbol high above him...he cries out.."

Begone ye undead creatures of this thread! Return to the darkness that spawned you. In the name of the Lady of Mysteries..Mystra. I so command you!


Sorry guys.. I could not resist.  ;)
Just messing with you.
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Aug 24, 2013; 11:19 PM
Return to the darkness that spawned you.

meh, i'm not going anywhere.

how about moebius' lifestrip? when somebody can be on both sides of grave at the same time.
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Post by: KelticRaven on Aug 25, 2013; 06:17 AM
Return to the darkness that spawned you.

meh, i'm not going anywhere.

how about moebius' lifestrip? when somebody can be on both sides of grave at the same time.

So you are saying that your a Necromonger now? I thought this was Hellgate, not The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena! *WEG*
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Post by: zart on Aug 25, 2013; 09:33 AM
Oh lets not get into who is a necromonger and who is not now. The important thing is that the new movie seems to have nothing to do with the good one. "skull here" (for necrothread purposes only)
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 25, 2013; 03:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK2OarLtbg4
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Post by: KelticRaven on Aug 25, 2013; 11:08 PM
Oh lets not get into who is a necromonger and who is not now. The important thing is that the new movie seems to have nothing to do with the good one. "skull here" (for necrothread purposes only)

I do not know zart.. I know of at least one person that said that going back to what started this.. aka Pitch Black, was a good move. I am personally going to wait to see myself. I have all 3 movies and both games from the Riddick Chronicles. In fact, both games are right in front of me as I type this. Sitting under my 24" widescreen monitor. I have a 3 tiered desk. Keyboard area, main desk top, monitor shelf. Four tier if you count the area for the Desktop to sit above the floor.

But back to the case at hand. Violet in Red was speaking of someone that could be on both sides of the grave. Short of Liches... (From D&D) the first thing I thought of was the Necromongers. The 6th Lord Marshal did fit that description very well.

Oh and hukhuk.. I HATE aqua teen hunger force. Almost as much as I hate, the Simpsons or Adventure Time! Thou the worst one of that bunch was Beavis and Butthead.
If I am going to watch animation.. and I do like it. I want realistic animation. Like any of the DC Animated Movies or the Marvel Animated Movies, Yugioh (save the GX line..do not like the stores in that one) or the Xmen... shall I go on? I have a large shelf full of just animated movies 4 feet to my left. Hell even Watership Down was better then some of the sh*t that is airing today! And that was a child's book done in animation. Even the 80's Dungeons & Dragons animation out does some of the so called animation you see now. It is like they are hiring 3rd graders to draw these things and putting it on the TV! It Turns My Stomach.
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Post by: Killious on Aug 26, 2013; 02:16 AM
As far as animation goes. I'm on that One Piece these days :D (late adopter but really digging it)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 27, 2013; 04:13 AM
Necrothread derailed  >:(
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Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 27, 2013; 04:16 AM
Fixed  8)
(http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/0/8/1/9/2/1/2/necro-75531575026.jpeg#necro)
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 27, 2013; 01:18 PM
i think he made some serious mistake when lighting his cigarette (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=662_1377542584).
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Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 27, 2013; 05:16 PM
Just a flesh wound
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Post by: KelticRaven on Aug 27, 2013; 08:52 PM
Just a flesh wound

I AM the Black Knight!
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Post by: pennywise1 on Aug 28, 2013; 09:49 AM
Just a flesh wound

I AM the Black Knight!

Possibly one of my favorite sketches that they did. Other than Biggus Dickus that is.
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Post by: KelticRaven on Aug 28, 2013; 11:25 AM
What can I say?
Any old school gamer knows the Holy Grail. It is like a right of passage.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 29, 2013; 04:27 PM
A shrubbery  :)
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
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Post by: KelticRaven on Aug 29, 2013; 08:26 PM
A shrubbery  :)
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!

See... my point is made. *chuckles*
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 30, 2013; 03:59 AM
bushes?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KLvD3bM7f48/Tchhl72IacI/AAAAAAAAHOk/_1teB3wUDuY/s320/Graham+Chapman+05.jpg)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 31, 2013; 10:45 AM
(http://www.crazy-news.net/weird-stories/Politics/Bush/bush1.gif)
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 31, 2013; 11:37 AM
watch out man, they don't like pornography here :/
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 31, 2013; 03:22 PM
who want some feesh?
its really fresh
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a66_1377886695


edit
i have the dumb today
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 03, 2013; 06:51 PM
Needs some chips
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 05, 2013; 12:42 PM
no man, fish that fresh is better used for sushi. mhhhm
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 11, 2013; 04:04 PM
Rubber Leg  :D
(http://20105.swagster.com/swagster/20105/images/UselessJunk-com_Ir4RccS.gif)
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 12, 2013; 11:00 AM
awww little jimmy forgot how to leg :/
maybe he shouldn't have taken the leg braces off on his own.
not everybody is a life's a cholote box kinda guy.
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 13, 2013; 05:22 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6c_1378481772
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 15, 2013; 01:26 PM
Pirates of the Caribbean  :D
(http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/ll_a_s/2013/Sep/6/LiveLeak-dot-com-b6c_1378481772-article-2413688-1BA7468E000005DC-113_306x473.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad09f4f40dedf9b32&ec_rate=200)
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 29, 2013; 12:31 PM
another classic :D
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=44d_1211647625
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 07, 2013; 04:11 PM
 ;D :) :)
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Post by: hukhuk on Oct 21, 2013; 09:27 AM
horrorshow
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=06d_1382309742
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 26, 2013; 04:07 AM
What a bunch of pussies
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Oct 26, 2013; 10:52 PM
Birdbrains
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 30, 2013; 02:05 PM
(http://media.science360.gov/files/pic-day/7bdef710-9b0e-4142-b351-d2d13f4bbca3-largeImage.jpg)
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Oct 30, 2013; 09:08 PM
looks like it got EVERYTHING in it's skull EXCEPT the brains!
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 01, 2013; 12:33 AM
Olde But a Goodie
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TvW33CoUdAQ/TSBuHSrO1RI/AAAAAAAAAAw/BJ6oakQRhYM/s1600/Brain.jpg)
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Post by: Wildman on Mar 16, 2014; 09:50 AM
WHAT, I'm the only only one?

What? this place wont let me post images anymore?
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Post by: Rawmeat on Mar 16, 2014; 10:33 AM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/028/439/15209d1247204376-indian-army-vs-american-army-holy_necroposting_batman.jpg)

I can  ;D
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Mar 16, 2014; 10:53 PM
Let this good gentleman investigate the case!
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_ku-medium/18dxnm1q6wj29jpg.jpg)
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Post by: hukhuk on Jul 23, 2014; 01:04 PM
(http://happynicetimepeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hes-dead-jim.jpg)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 03, 2014; 10:09 AM
What
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Post by: hukhuk on Aug 04, 2014; 06:03 PM
medical exam by dr mccoy.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Aug 22, 2014; 02:33 PM
anal exam
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Post by: Drai on Aug 22, 2014; 08:33 PM
medical exam by dr mccoy.

2nd opinion needed by Dr. Patch...
What do you say Patch ?
(http://i.imgur.com/04Ky36Q.jpg)
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Post by: hukhuk on Sep 10, 2014; 09:55 PM
he perfected his acting to the point of it becoming reality.
good god, jim!
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Post by: Rawmeat on Sep 13, 2014; 12:52 PM
Yep
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Oct 15, 2014; 10:51 PM
Dead for a month, time for necrothread to rise again.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 19, 2014; 04:17 AM
True
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Post by: Drai on Oct 20, 2014; 05:06 PM
(http://www.affiliatebible.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/wise.jpg)
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Post by: pennywise1 on Oct 20, 2014; 08:13 PM
No!
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Post by: thegreatcthulhu on Oct 22, 2014; 07:18 AM
I wonder if I should just shackle this thread down...  just to see how long it takes for one of the other mods or administrators to give into temptation and unlock it/bump it again.



(http://usaknifemaker.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/4/14050-50ml.jpg)
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Post by: hukhuk on Oct 23, 2014; 09:20 AM
fuck you cthulhu.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 24, 2014; 02:18 PM
Nope
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Post by: Yandor on Oct 26, 2014; 12:32 PM
"Windows 10 - We finally fixed everything"
(http://www.hellgateaus.info/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=2064.0;attach=6803;image)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 28, 2014; 04:46 AM
 8)
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Dec 08, 2014; 07:37 PM
For those of you
Bored in the head
Let us reawaken
The Necrothread.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Dec 11, 2014; 04:18 PM
 :o (http://www.horror-hall.com/images/13462208080131996829184.jpeg)
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Jan 19, 2015; 04:02 PM
arise!
(http://amazingdata.com/mediadata23/Image/cool_amazing_odd_fun_weird_coyote-and-road-runner-skeleton-4_200907232050223345.jpg)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jan 25, 2015; 01:03 PM
Will Do 8)
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Post by: PeeterMcG on May 28, 2015; 08:43 PM
<shaking thread>
Wakey wakey
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jun 01, 2015; 02:06 PM
yawn  :o
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Post by: Morphy on Jun 01, 2015; 02:16 PM
<shaking thread>
Wakey wakey

* rolls over, farts, fall back to sleep *
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Post by: spag on Jun 01, 2015; 11:51 PM
LOL Good one Morph. :P
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Post by: bleedingapathy on Jun 02, 2015; 03:06 AM
ewwww
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jun 07, 2015; 05:12 PM
Bump
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Post by: bleedingapathy on Jun 09, 2015; 08:33 AM
ba dum dum tish
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Post by: Fish on Jun 11, 2015; 06:55 PM
(  Y  )
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jun 12, 2015; 02:47 PM
 8)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/a4/7a/ea/a47aead8045cb1ceb633efd049b33e38.jpg)
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Post by: Morphy on Jun 12, 2015; 09:02 PM
Necrophilia...


(http://i.imgbox.com/qy6IGUml.jpg)
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Post by: bleedingapathy on Jun 13, 2015; 09:03 AM
I've heard the term beating a dead horse but this takes the cake :P
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Post by: Morphy on Jun 14, 2015; 02:04 AM
I've heard the term beating a dead horse but this takes the cake :P

I always thought "beating a dead horse" was a euphemism for when a necrophiliac wanks off.
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Post by: Violet-n-Red on Jul 02, 2015; 10:17 PM
on some forums, two weeks are long enough for a thread to be considered dead.

...therefore, arise!!

(sorry, no AO images for you : p )
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jul 04, 2015; 03:58 PM
Yes

(http://www.satyrnstudios.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Arise-Poster-20x30-F.jpg)
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Oct 27, 2015; 05:15 PM
Wakey wakey
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Post by: Morphy on Oct 27, 2015; 11:48 PM
Quote from: RoanK
 i have absolutely no idea what i'm talking about,
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

I don't trust blow-up dolls...

(http://img.memecdn.com/blow-up-doll_c_110913.jpg)
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Post by: NiteHawk on Oct 28, 2015; 01:10 AM
Wakey wakey
Rise and Shine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjHXk8DCmsQ
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Post by: RedChaos on Oct 28, 2015; 09:13 AM
Wakey wakey
Rise and Shine!

The thumbnail to that movie shows a zombie cutting it nose hairs with scissors.

Dang reminds me of how I would trim mine. Just shove a shaving razor up there and spin it (gillette Mach 3s if i recall right, was the most recent fav of mine). Was always so afraid I would nick myself. My dang nose hairs have always been long though. Even before I could grow a mustache they were longer then one. It was the only way I could be sure they would be properly trimmed when I was done.
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Post by: Morphy on Oct 28, 2015; 02:06 PM

Dang reminds me of how I would trim mine. Just shove a shaving razor up there and spin it (gillette Mach 3s if i recall right, was the most recent fav of mine). Was always so afraid I would nick myself. My dang nose hairs have always been long though. Even before I could grow a mustache they were longer then one. It was the only way I could be sure they would be properly trimmed when I was done.

Rather than fight it, let the nose hairs grow long and plait them into the beard = self draining snot.
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Oct 28, 2015; 09:59 PM
Rather than fight it, let the nose hairs grow long and plait them into the beard = self draining snot.
In the mean time, until they can be connected, you have a built-in party favor when you sneeze.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 30, 2015; 05:37 PM
IT lives again
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Post by: Morphy on Oct 30, 2015; 05:51 PM
Rather than fight it, let the nose hairs grow long and plait them into the beard = self draining snot.
In the mean time, until they can be connected, you have a built-in party favor when you sneeze.

Ladies, queue to the left:

(http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=71205&d=1379337687)
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Post by: bleedingapathy on Oct 30, 2015; 08:54 PM
ew just ew :P
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Post by: Rawmeat on Oct 31, 2015; 01:40 PM
 ;D
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Capoeiracap69/Necrophilia.png)
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Post by: bleedingapathy on Oct 31, 2015; 07:49 PM
looks like you have a "bone" to pick with her....
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Post by: Rawmeat on Nov 01, 2015; 03:58 PM
 :P
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Post by: Morphy on Nov 01, 2015; 05:19 PM
looks like you have a "bone" to pick with her....

Yeah... someone always has a boner to pick...

(http://www.hautdamn.com/2015-july/Skeleton_Erection_Entertains_Museum_c8a7e.jpg)
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Nov 29, 2015; 05:32 AM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/9bc48d857040a82586c367c20103ab12/tumblr_inline_mkhe22uzPI1qz4rgp.gif)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Dec 08, 2015; 02:37 AM
Yep  ;D
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Post by: NiteHawk on Dec 23, 2015; 05:21 PM
 :o
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Post by: Morphy on Dec 23, 2015; 07:01 PM
"'Chocolate Park' sounds... suspiciously cute."

I always have a little giggle when I got to choc-park.

"Chocolate park" sounds like a euphemism for hot anal sex!
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Post by: bleedingapathy on Dec 23, 2015; 07:30 PM
anal sex just sounds like a crappy way to have sex :P
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Post by: Rawmeat on Jan 02, 2016; 02:11 AM
I will tell you that what comes out of me is no Chocolate  :-\
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Post by: PeeterMcG on Feb 14, 2016; 01:43 AM
I will tell you that what comes out of me is no Chocolate  :-\
Please don't tell me you are farting rainbows.
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Post by: Morphy on Feb 14, 2016; 05:36 PM
(http://brandtwriting.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fart-rainbows.jpg)

Oh yeah...
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Post by: Rawmeat on Feb 23, 2016; 05:11 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/Qb5q7YgMNRh5u/giphy.gif)
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Post by: spag on Feb 23, 2016; 07:31 PM
FIRE IN THE HOLE! :P
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Post by: hukhuk on Jan 22, 2017; 02:36 AM
pew

http://i.imgur.com/emzKCN4.gifv

tldr:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/OK27wINdQS5YQ/giphy.gif)
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Post by: Golgothan on Jan 28, 2017; 10:54 AM
(http://pre03.deviantart.net/8605/th/pre/i/2014/024/b/5/dark_elsa_by_nagmerriecircus-d73hz34.jpg)

Let them rise, let them rise
rotting flesh and empty eyes
Let them rise, let them rise
scorch the earth and blight the skies
I don't care that their flesh is grey
My army shambles on
the smell never bothered me anyway
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Post by: VampQ on Jan 30, 2017; 02:25 AM
@hukhuk I was waiting for the 24th of February for a 1-year anniversary necrothreading, you party pooper.  >:(
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Post by: hukhuk on Jan 30, 2017; 11:01 AM
im not ceo of club cowpoop for nothing :D
also, i dont think anything dead celebrates anniversarys.


also raw was back. i wanted to respond with this but realized its not the necrothread, so i shouldnt:



look, hes back

(https://giant.gfycat.com/LinearWatchfulDorking.gif)


lunk fixed. is now gif. WHY CANT WE POST WEBMS AND THE LIKES? gifs are the suck
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Post by: Rawmeat on Feb 01, 2017; 03:46 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SkP_ns6Rw1I/AAAAAAAAD6I/yrZEfrIcr7M/s1600/michael-jackson-tattoo.jpg)
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Post by: hukhuk on Feb 01, 2017; 06:17 AM
care for some fresh meat?

https://youtu.be/y0ss6gCPNs4?t=3m6s
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Post by: pennywise1 on Feb 01, 2017; 06:44 AM
Man.... necro thread could have been on my birthday... shit...
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Post by: hukhuk on Feb 01, 2017; 05:42 PM
screw the 24th, feb 5th ftw!
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Post by: pennywise1 on Feb 01, 2017; 10:17 PM
screw the 24th, feb 5th ftw!

Only cool kids have birthdays on the 24th
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Post by: VampQ on Feb 01, 2017; 10:38 PM
care for some fresh meat?

https://youtu.be/y0ss6gCPNs4?t=3m6s

You scared the hell out of my dog. Seriously.
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Post by: hukhuk on Feb 02, 2017; 06:43 PM
its afraid of pork? and hog is good pork. srsly

tell your dog i said ruff.
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Post by: Rawmeat on Feb 09, 2017; 07:30 AM
Pigs do fly
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Post by: hukhuk on Feb 09, 2017; 06:29 PM
chunky. i mean partly. no, hardly.

there we fly go.
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Post by: hukhuk on Feb 27, 2017; 09:37 AM
you guys are not very talky.

https://i.imgur.com/ZMKTffI.gifv
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Post by: hukhuk on Mar 07, 2017; 04:44 PM
https://youtu.be/-iZW909WuB4

edit


turn up the volume
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Post by: Rawmeat on Apr 01, 2017; 07:12 PM
Ssshhhhh sleeping
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 08, 2017; 12:51 PM
less sleeping, more dancing. DANCING (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgqW2p21MY)
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Post by: Rawmeat on Apr 21, 2017; 05:25 AM
Ha i just finished B1 and B2 waiting for B3
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Post by: pennywise1 on Apr 21, 2017; 07:32 AM
Ha i just finished B1 and B2 waiting for B3

People don't like making threes.
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 21, 2017; 10:08 AM
i am actually mortified that BL3 will kill the series. i mean gearbox pretty much has nothing else going on. i mean they relaunched bulletstorm as full price release? wat. they fucked up and teamed with g2a. wat. or look back at their alien game. i sense that they are a bit balls to the wall and might ruin BL3 with trying too hard. oh well.
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Post by: pennywise1 on Apr 21, 2017; 07:52 PM
Battleborn was actually a good game. Just got killed by Overwatch. As for G2A they actually backed out of the deal after saying they didn't know G2A was such a crooked company. Either they were lying about not knowing or they did not do enough research on the company. Either way it does not look good for them.
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Post by: hukhuk on Apr 22, 2017; 12:27 AM
another poor business decision, launching battleborn so close to overwatch.

i actually have no idea how well it does in a direct competition, but you just dont release your game close to blizzard releasing pretty much the same game. they have the fanbase to just destroy your game.

oh well the whole g2a fiasco was just randy pitchford and the yesmen lying through their teeth again.

i am willing to give them another chance, but i dont really have big hope.


i guess this means just another couple hundred hours in BL2 until we get 2038. the community patch is great btw.
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Post by: hukhuk on May 10, 2017; 07:56 PM
yall motherfuckers need sum jeebus in your life.

or something. i dont know.



have a deer instead.

(https://i.redd.it/igbi3rnvdowy.jpg)
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Post by: Rawmeat on May 28, 2017; 06:45 PM
JUST HANGING AOUND