Author Topic: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.  (Read 5818 times)

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Hi, this is Jenna lane with a live, on scene report regarding our struggle against the demonic forces occupying our planet.

Whether it's a felbore or a nexus shard, bad shit is pouring through that infernal gate like a leaking cooling tower in Fukishima - Bad shit is going down -

Now with all this bad shit around and many many areas completely cut off from any form of remotely possible safety, exploring teams and deathsquads* often find themselves in disagreement to what the worst possible things could be.

(* The hunter faction denies the existence of these deathsquads and any further legal liability is hereby void regarding the contents of this article)

Some fear the simple zombie for it's endless numbers, others fear the soul drinkers for their lethal way of sneaking up on unwary adventurers.

What about you? What do you think is the worst fucking thing ever to walked the earth as it is now, barring you from your own sanity and eventually making you rage like the mighty thor himself at these abominations.

"For me, it's those little jumpy cocksuckers. You know, those assholes that show up in large numbers, infect you with god knows what and commit suicide afterwards."

"I'm talking of course, about the <Mandatory censorship> known as plague jumpers... or shard skimmers... or firesnaps... The list goes on. And on... And i find myself carrying a thermo cannon just so i have a big fuck you if they decide to show up in the area i'm about to enter." ~Cyriel

Here's what 314 had to say about these little menaces.
"Oh i'm supposed to talk into this thing? Gee how nice of you not to supply me with a more sensible form of communication. I'm sure the demon attached to my FACE is going to be thrilled having to stay so close to electrical equipment. You know what, I'll just go find these little buggers and see if they want some tea... Maybe some crumpets too"

How about the rest of you? How does the templar faction and cabalist faction handle these pests ? Or is something else bothering you more? Could it be the dreaded Frozen horror or the Orbiles with their festering appendages ?
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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #1 on: Apr 30, 2011; 09:06 PM »
Those Fu***** RIFTCOILS!!! [smilie=spiteful.gif]

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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #2 on: Apr 30, 2011; 09:30 PM »
Quote from: "spag"
Those Fu***** RIFTCOILS!!! [smilie=spiteful.gif]

I...HATE...RIFT...ANYTHING! [smilie=dash2.gif]
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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2011; 12:56 AM »
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Those Fu***** RIFTCOILS!!! [smilie=spiteful.gif]
Me too, also, as well, ditto.
Hardcore delights, those little suckers.
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Reminds me of a boss I had once, used to wander around in the morning mumbling "I want to sack someone", really gets your day off on a high start ya know? :evil:
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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2011; 01:53 AM »
Soul Drinkers and all their resized and recolored equivalents.
"Let's just enter this random room,see what's in ther...Oh,a pack of them block me and another appears right behind me.And now I'm dead. =.="
It's bad enough that they're spectrals,thus having the most overpowered debuff in the whole damn game (+50% dmg for them and -50% for me,honest?),they're also much too social for my liking.And they have serious shields to boot.
[Tongue-in-cheek-commercial voice]"They teleport,they sting,they debuff you worse than Freddy Krueger and they're so social their whole school drops on you just to say hellostingstingsting!!Buy now and get your free blood pressure boost today,call 1-800-PWNED free of charge!"[/end voice]
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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2011; 03:09 AM »
I actually don't have too much issue with them with my blademaster anymore. One whirlwind and they all die.
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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2011; 05:50 AM »
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I actually don't have too much issue with them with my blademaster anymore. One whirlwind and they all die.

Same here, but I really hate those damn Orbilles, when playing a BM.
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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2011; 06:21 AM »
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Quote from: "ZenZombie"
I actually don't have too much issue with them with my blademaster anymore. One whirlwind and they all die.

Same here, but I really hate those damn Orbilles, when playing a BM.

They fixed that problem in Tokyo. There is a skill which is automatically has a free point with the grappler hook effect so you can just yank them to you now.
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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2011; 10:00 AM »
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yep, I "dislike" them that much!

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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2011; 10:18 AM »
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yep, I "dislike" them that much!

A very comprehensive and accurate list.
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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2011; 11:00 AM »
I think I hit a nerve.By the way I think this topic was done before.:mrgreen:

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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2011; 02:29 PM »
Kinda knew it was but its good to stop and remember each year why riftcoils are so fucking horrible.
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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2011; 12:19 AM »
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...its good to stop and remember each year why riftcoils are so fucking horrible.
Wise words  ;)
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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #13 on: Nov 21, 2015; 06:05 AM »
And so we missed 3 years of riftcoil awareness day.

Let it be known that those fucking asshole dipshit jumpy asshats are still at large and will still fuck up your tuesday margarita time.
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Re: Worst possible thing ever conceived from Hell's Gate.
« Reply #14 on: Nov 21, 2015; 11:47 PM »
My hat is off to you,sir.  8)

Riftcoils: So evil that Hell itself is spitting them out.
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